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Crush the Castle: Epic game. Crush the Castle 2: Still good even though the levels are a bit worse. Crush the Castle 2 PP: Find you missed the sweet spot by a millisecond, reset. Repeat a million times.
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Achilles castle, by Joel, relies on the player to perfectly (and I mean PERFECTLY) deploy the parachute bomb. I managed to do it after many tries, but levels like this reduced the game to utter tedium for me. Games should be fun, and not make you feel like you want to go stomp a few puppies.
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So your telling me that i can blow up an explosive by touching it with a log? ... I GOTTA WARN THE GUNPOWDER FACTORY!!!!
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Message to all Kings, Queens, etc.: If you are on a flaming, corrosive, or electrical platform, wave your arms like an idiot and pray to god that you get to live atleast 3 seconds longer
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"Special thanks to John, Dim, Joel."
You thanked Dim by putting lots of his awful level into the game and ruining it with them?
3/5 because of Dim's awful levels, could be a 5/5 if you replace them.
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Who makes a castle with protection only on it's left side? And why did we not attack this castle on it's unprotected right side?
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Firing Squad (a Dim's level) can be literally crushed using a bottle of acid. If thrown on the roof, it'll melt through the explosives, causing a win.
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Well Dim, let me just say something... DAMN YOU! Even Kongregate realizes the stupidity of you levels. Look at the name of the medium badge...
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What dumb founds me is the fact that even though there are comments on every single game in the series about this, they still haven't made it an instant restart. Why not? I mean really?
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without a doubt, the WORST game out of this entire series (although undead mode is fun for 5 minutes, the actual castles are terrible)
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I like the game and concept, I really do. But you could possibly please get rid of the annoying 'settling' noises that seem to occur for no reason constantly?
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forgot gold medals on all the levels. I'd rather have a badge for detonating a black hole on every one of Dim's levels.
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It's "Dam you, Dim" Because Dim made all the indestructible castles. (And we need a bomb to blow him up) Just kidding :P. The bomb is to destroy his castles...
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Actually you really don't have to care about Dim's "castles".. Just go ahead and do as many throws it takes then once you get the Black Hole potion just use it on his castles. 1 hit. Easy. SO DAMN YOU DIM! YOUR CASTLES SUCK.
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I just got the big rock, and its more like a huge wrecking ball. It never loses momentum and breaks anything in its path. So much fun to hit castles with, the awesomeness is much worth the wait.
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To break windows do the Double Glaze castle on the first continent. To hit the Armor flag, do the See-Saw castle on the last continent.
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Dear dim,
do not attempt to get any of your castles into the possible crush the castle player's pack III if you do, i will hire thugs to smash your computer, and if you resist, you as well.
Sincerely, thekoolaidmanX.
p.s. watsup?