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Is there anyone who who finds these games to be anything other than tedious trial and error hoping to land on the lucky pixel?
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The undead mode has alot of king, princess and princes, but barely any soldier zombies, i guess the soldiers and peasents threw the nobility to the undead first i guess
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This game is great and all, and I love it when I get to play levels that other people made. This however, isn't what the game is about! It's about having a fun time blowing the shit out of castles and murdering people. Not playing pinball with explosive barrels and releasing it at exactly 32.667833588964 degrees.
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Knight: Sir! the world's best sieger is coming this way, and he is armed!! King: meh, he is probably just delivering a message, continue standing as still as possible. Knight: Sir! he is preparing to take down the castle!! King: WHAT!! everybody, STAND AS STILL AS POSSIBLE! don't run or attack him!! Knight: but..... King: STOP MOVING!!!
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I saw all these comments about how Dim's castles are terrible, and I didn't possibly think they could be that bad........Wow. Those comments were a serious understatement.
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I am generally a sensible man. But in this case I would suggest we all strip naked smear ourselves with mud and in a pagan ceremony burn an effigy of the accursed one! DIM!
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nothing like one guy somehow staying alive... even though he has the entire weight of an effin castle resting on him in the form of rubble... this game needs some sort of weight/crushing mechanic, not just speed and impact force or falling.... other than that great game
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Another thing...I had the rampart of a fortified keep fall on a danty little princesses head and she just stood there...then a fully armored and battle-hardened knight slowly fell over and exploded...? Lol, I think this game might not be meant for realism...
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Don't worry about the gold medals your first time through. Just beat the levels using however many shots you need. Once you've beaten them all, you unlock the Black Hole projectile, which can destroy almost every level with only one shot. The hard badge is a piece of cake after getting it.
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Does this really need to be said? I don't want to be prompted to view a walkthrough while I'm trying to get a gold medal on a level by Dim. F*cknuggets, it's like slapping Sisyphus in the face for not getting up the hill fast enough.
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to get hard badge in easy way, just beat all levels and get bottle that makes black hole, even Dim levels are easy with it :)
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I see you haven't yet fixed the deaths. Honestly, I think 10 steel girders landing on your head would do more damage than a headstone rolling into your hip.
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Can there PLEASE be a way to turn off the "Do you want to see the walkthrough?" I get it, I'm bad but so many of these maps are so precise of course I'm gunna miss it 80% of the time
It's a good game but this absolutely drives me nuts
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The Achilles level by Joel was ridiculous. I repeatedly hit the bombs and the dominoes would fall to the target and wouldn't kill it. That happened around 10 times.
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If they're laying on the floor, not moving, and completely encased in an indestructible castle with no doors, windows, or holes, why do I need to bother trying to kill them?
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Knight: Sir, I'm not sure about these blueprints, they look a little... Off. King: What do you mean? Knight: Well, sir, I'm not sure it's a stable building. King: Fffft! It doesn't need to be stable! It'll look cool! Knight: What about the explosives right below the living area? King: Oh please, since when has anyone ever been hurt by explosives?
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and did anyone else notice that all of the levels are made by the same few people? maybe if the dev limited the castles per person to one, the next PP might be alot better
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Not a big fan of this guy "Dim" who seems to create levels that just bore the crap out of me. Tedious is a good word. Loved the Crush the Castle games prior to this. This one isn't much fun.
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You're gonna be rockin', rollin', crushing knights and peasants. You're gonna have a good time. Then you're going to get a level designed by Dim; and the only thing being crushed will be your patience and enjoyment :p