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I wish I knew what Dims next Castle was going to be like. Oh wait I do. im going to have to take 37 shots before I finally release it just right to fit just perfectly in a tiny little hole.
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Undead Mode Guide: Get enough money for single iron ball,then get triple stone balls.When you reach 40,000 buy big stone ball then you win.
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worst game so far, so many dropping 1 ball into a tiny hole. that wasnt what drew me to the first game, it was the smashing big complex castles, not 100% precision
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2/5 for rehashing the same old game again. I finished a few of the areas and got sick of it. Im not going to sit here all day trying to acid bomb one brick with sniper precision, just to collect badges. Armor is getting soft...
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they should update the game and get some levels that are actualy good to replace ALL or dim's levels. then take the piss out of him for being so bad at castle building. :D
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Actually the remote bomb is used in many of dim's "work" which is so like "state of the art" and surpasses monalisa as a "masterpiece". And as a message: Eh-hem... THIS IS NOT A ********
(JUST GUESS THE WORD "F") ACCURACY, TIMING, AND MIND BENDING, SOUL CRUSHING GAME. SO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE. IT'S ALL ABOUT WRECK THAT DARN CASTLE AND IT'S GOING DOWN!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Has anyone had trouble with Achilles by Joel...
I can hit the bombs, and that sets off the dominoes, and they don't kill the princess...
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2/5 Because I'm sick and tired out trying to get past all of the crap levels by Dim, that are just luck. Without those levels, the game would be at least 4/5
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On the level titled "Downstairs and Upstairs", where the people are hiding in a castle in which the only exit is the roof which leads to the floor via ladder, couldn't I just blow up the ladder and watch them starve to death?
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i want to meet the guard who decided to let a bunch of guys set up a catapult aiming directly at their castle and just let is slide when they started firing at them
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Dear Dim, One day i will find you and break your hands so that you cant make anymore castles for crush the castle. >:O
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Take a screenshot with an external program if for some reason you don't have the defaults that come with your computer. Lightshot works.
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This game would be much better if there was more consistency with the throws and the results... I'm currently stuck on a level because either A) the only possible way to get past it fails cause the beams wont knock over like they're suppose to from the nearby explosives going off... or B) they fall like they obviously should, but when they land on the person, they're tough enough to beat up Superman! and refuse to go splat... just a slight tweak to fix such things and this game could've been so much greater...
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There needs to be a way to clear undead mode progress. I'm in an unwinnable situation because I bought a useless weapon and underperformed on some waves.
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More than ever I'm reminded of this speech: "The exhaust port is only two meters wide, so you'll have to make a precise hit. ONLY a precise hit will start a chain reaction. Now the target is ray shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedos."
"Proton torpedos on a target only two meters wide? That's impossible even for a computer!"
"It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp-rats in my T-16 back home, they're no bigger than 2 meters."
Not only does it reflect this game perfectly, but also does so right down to the walkthrough videos where the half a micron makes all the difference in the world. I don't know whether I will be finishing the hard badge, but at least it was fun until Achilles.
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Do,I do not want to watch a walkthrough video that's useless for these types of games because it's impossible to recreate!
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What's that? Don't mind me, I'm just going to stand here with a WALL BALANCED ON MY HEAD while people around me die just from leaning against the wall.
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the undead mode was cool and all but wish there was more to the game like flying creatures or the people went lower but were harder to kill. overall 3/5 liked it but didnt love it
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Made sure my e-mail was verified, still can't report the missing badge. Way to go LameSlop, you bought Kong out and are running it into the ground too. Kongrats.
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"invent your own reason why it's a remote bomb." Hmm... lets see.... A level by dim in this game: Throwing A Remote Bomb down into a tiny hole hoping that it will make it, constantly reseting, and getting pissed off by it... Hm... Nope, sorry, can't think of a reason... Wait a second... nope nothing, nevermind.
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Would you look at that, another Dim level solvable with only one projectile and with no margin for error.
1/5 for creativity deficiency.
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"With hundreds of castles submitted, the Crush the Castle 2 Players Pack was made for the fans by the fans. Thanks to everyone who submitted. :)"
Yeah, everyone except dim.