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Broken Circuit: I just firebomb the place and let him fall. Genius, or no? And click "See All": there's a gem of a comment in there.
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Narrator: "A lone survivor holds the castle on his shoulders, just like titan Atlas." ... Siege Master: "Cormyn, how can that fellow peasant hold the whole castle? Is he using magic or what?" ... Cormyn the Engineer: "No, sir. It's a f**king game."
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"Ok, how shall we build our king's castle?" "I believe that we should think smart this time and put him in a giant stone fortress where it is impossible for any projectiles to get in!" "Wow, that is such a stupid idea, I know a way to spice it up, we put a line of explosive barrels leading towards the king!" "By God, how did I not think of that before?!?!"
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I love how you can cheat by going to a level and unlocking a new bomb, then going to a previous level and using that new bomb to get the gold.
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The queen was hit in the head one day by the ceiling falling. She survived, untill it rolled of and hit her hip. Methinks there be sorcery 'round here...
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Trying to gold star the last castle on the first island. Seems impossible. Tried every shot with every angle. Always one guy standing. The castle wont fall either. Im a huge fan of your games but this is disappointing.
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As we all know, the best way to protect royalty is putting them in large metal buildings in the middle of a field and have them sit still for a few hours in front of a catapult capable of launching black holes.
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Who was the architect who constructed a castle using 90% explosives for the royalties bedrooms and some stone bricks to hold it up?
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*Flings three reinforced iron balls at a great castle, doesn't even scratch it* *Flings a log at same castle, it implodes*