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I feel really sorry for all this royalty who obviously can't afford an actual castle and have to live in stick houses
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Excellent. A comedic, entertaining, somewhat challenging game with good theme, atmosphere, and concept. With great video and audio, interesting weapons, and perfectly oriented physics used in the game, I can't help but rate this with a full 5 stars! Also, it was a piece of cake for me to get all the badges, and I usually never accomplish such a thing on a game, so that tells me it's a bit too easy in certain aspects. I don't think I'll ever come back to this game simply because there is no reason to do so. I strongly recommend increasing the possible aspects of the game even further. New levels, more storyline, anything really. Otherwise, excellent game, and definitely one of my favorites. Again, 5 stars.
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All that stands between me and a gold rating on all levels is one pesky princess capable of balancing an entire castle on her head. Impressive. Annoying. But impressive.
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"Morning Sir.I bring news of the death of Knight Russel.""What!?How was he killed?""He fell a little on his side and died instantly.""May God have Mercy on us..."
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i love how some people die by falling into a barrel with a helmet on and others don't die with a large amount of their castle on them
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HOW CAN 50 DETONATE BOMBS NOT KILL A KING!!!! I PUT THEM ALL AROUND A KING AND DETONATED THEM ALL AND IT DIDN'T KILL HIM!!!!!!!!
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This game is so dissapointing. One fricking person can hold up an entire castle and therefore doesn't die for me, the glorious king (Actually just a player but whatever).
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So I launched a metal shell at the king, and it hit him right in the chest and he didn't die. Full speed, too. I was going for gold, so I was about to reset when he falls backwards and bumps his head on the wall, exploding into a fine mist. Wot?
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the mighty king to his subjects:"they will attack us with fire,ice,poison,thunder,bombs,wood and even stones, but we wont give in
they will destroy our homes, we wont give in, they will pile 100 ton wood and metal on us, we wont give, we will survive". One of the subjects"our king is mighty NO ONE CAN KILL HIM". The king tripped and died. THE END
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Yes. Acid doesn't splash, and only says directly where you hit. Yes, acid is only effected by gravity. Yes. If you hit a person directly, the acid wont trigger.
Great logic on that last one, game. do they just eat it or something?
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this game is in the "physics pack" , but the people dont die when they are under a castle, is this midevial "physics"?