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I love how you can cheat by going to a level and unlocking a new bomb, then going to a previous level and using that new bomb to get the gold.
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The queen was hit in the head one day by the ceiling falling. She survived, untill it rolled of and hit her hip. Methinks there be sorcery 'round here...
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Trying to gold star the last castle on the first island. Seems impossible. Tried every shot with every angle. Always one guy standing. The castle wont fall either. Im a huge fan of your games but this is disappointing.
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As we all know, the best way to protect royalty is putting them in large metal buildings in the middle of a field and have them sit still for a few hours in front of a catapult capable of launching black holes.
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Who was the architect who constructed a castle using 90% explosives for the royalties bedrooms and some stone bricks to hold it up?
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*Flings three reinforced iron balls at a great castle, doesn't even scratch it* *Flings a log at same castle, it implodes*
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I feel really sorry for all this royalty who obviously can't afford an actual castle and have to live in stick houses
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Excellent. A comedic, entertaining, somewhat challenging game with good theme, atmosphere, and concept. With great video and audio, interesting weapons, and perfectly oriented physics used in the game, I can't help but rate this with a full 5 stars! Also, it was a piece of cake for me to get all the badges, and I usually never accomplish such a thing on a game, so that tells me it's a bit too easy in certain aspects. I don't think I'll ever come back to this game simply because there is no reason to do so. I strongly recommend increasing the possible aspects of the game even further. New levels, more storyline, anything really. Otherwise, excellent game, and definitely one of my favorites. Again, 5 stars.
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All that stands between me and a gold rating on all levels is one pesky princess capable of balancing an entire castle on her head. Impressive. Annoying. But impressive.
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"Morning Sir.I bring news of the death of Knight Russel.""What!?How was he killed?""He fell a little on his side and died instantly.""May God have Mercy on us..."
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i love how some people die by falling into a barrel with a helmet on and others don't die with a large amount of their castle on them