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As we all know, the best way to protect royalty is putting them in large metal buildings in the middle of a field and have them sit still for a few hours in front of a catapult capable of launching black holes.
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Who was the architect who constructed a castle using 90% explosives for the royalties bedrooms and some stone bricks to hold it up?
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*Flings three reinforced iron balls at a great castle, doesn't even scratch it* *Flings a log at same castle, it implodes*
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I feel really sorry for all this royalty who obviously can't afford an actual castle and have to live in stick houses
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Excellent. A comedic, entertaining, somewhat challenging game with good theme, atmosphere, and concept. With great video and audio, interesting weapons, and perfectly oriented physics used in the game, I can't help but rate this with a full 5 stars! Also, it was a piece of cake for me to get all the badges, and I usually never accomplish such a thing on a game, so that tells me it's a bit too easy in certain aspects. I don't think I'll ever come back to this game simply because there is no reason to do so. I strongly recommend increasing the possible aspects of the game even further. New levels, more storyline, anything really. Otherwise, excellent game, and definitely one of my favorites. Again, 5 stars.
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All that stands between me and a gold rating on all levels is one pesky princess capable of balancing an entire castle on her head. Impressive. Annoying. But impressive.
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"Morning Sir.I bring news of the death of Knight Russel.""What!?How was he killed?""He fell a little on his side and died instantly.""May God have Mercy on us..."
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i love how some people die by falling into a barrel with a helmet on and others don't die with a large amount of their castle on them
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HOW CAN 50 DETONATE BOMBS NOT KILL A KING!!!! I PUT THEM ALL AROUND A KING AND DETONATED THEM ALL AND IT DIDN'T KILL HIM!!!!!!!!
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This game is so dissapointing. One fricking person can hold up an entire castle and therefore doesn't die for me, the glorious king (Actually just a player but whatever).
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So I launched a metal shell at the king, and it hit him right in the chest and he didn't die. Full speed, too. I was going for gold, so I was about to reset when he falls backwards and bumps his head on the wall, exploding into a fine mist. Wot?