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You know that feeling when you solve a puzzle? And then, even though you know what the solution is, you're unable to accomplish it in the game because the people who made the game are bad at their jobs? One star.
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knight:sir shouldn't we be fighting back? king:nah lets just stand here in these rooms with weak walls...maybe we wont get crushed
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It would be nice if the projectiles didn't hit the exact same spot every time, without my timing being the same... I'd like to have more than 3 or 4 possible ways to hit.
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I don't know how you did it, but you managed to make the physics engine in this game even more finicky and random than the prior title. This game might as well be a slot machine, because there is absolutely no rhyme or reason to the arc of the projectiles or the way in which the pieces fall. So it's not a strategy game -- it's a game that validates insanity by making you do the exact same crap over and over again until it finally effing works. Bravo Armor Games. Bravo.
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another major problem with this game, WHY IN GODS NAME DOES WOOD NOT BURN OR GET DAMAGED FROM EXPLOSIONS?!?!?! Dev, You had the time AND BALLS to make physics BUT DESTRUCTIBLE OBJECTS? REALLY? Oh, like 12 games later yes but come on. Was it that dam hard?
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is it just me or 90% of the castles impossible without bombs? (getting gold.) cause their almost ALWAYS "One shot, all kills." I'd say the creator is just shoving shit together by this point and calling it cool, bad developer habit to start.
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Wait a minute... Could I have played through levels normally and then gone back and gotten all gold with the super bombs?
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Some of these levels if you don't get it in one shot they become impossible as debris piles up along with the used ammo. Still, it is Crush the Castle so it is definitely a solid time waster.
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Good game, physics could be worked on. There are times where the fact that the people act more like lumber than dead bodies interferes with another person next to them dying. Or how a slight touch from another person falling over kills them.
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Upon receiving the super bomb group...
Aww... That's a cute little castle you have there.
*ATTACK!*
Now is a cute little pile of ruble!