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I like how once you complete the game and get gold on every level, then you finally get the three super bombs, even though you don't really need it any more.
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Some of these castles have only one weakpoint that you have to hit juuuuust right and then have to get lucky for the after effects. The Citadel; plain sucks.
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F off i had most gold 35 rest in silver ,i didn't had 3 super bombs(non sence) didn't say how to get it and my pogress is gone,what a bullshit game
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Day 389720: Still trying to find the perfect pixel by sheer luck for the super bomb to land at that precise spot for gold medal. Day 172839 and 262113 found the spot, but the totally erratic physics engine meant that one brick fell just a pixel of to prevent the necessary cascading effect for gold medal. The repeated tries, continues.
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Super Bomb Group vs The Treehouse: safe to say that if the entire castle is blown right off the screen, you've crushed it. ;)
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That was a quite unfortunate pick for the Badge of the Day for April 15th 2019 considering Crush the Castle is a game where you destroy medieval architecture and Notre-Dame de Paris just burned down.
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I crushed 5/6, having trouble with how to crush monkeyman711's castle tried like 20 shots and failed. Btw, many of the other castles like domino I did in one shot.
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if u don't know, the kongpanion is called magnus in honor of the champion of chess "Magnus Carlsen". Look for his matchs on the tournament is amazing
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just came to get that kong avatar thing. if only i didnt have to play through a trash game to get it. resetting the stage takes too long. gameplay and name do not add up; the goal is to kill everyone so why isnt it 'genocide simulator?' 1/5 the only thing that can be considered "good" about this game is that it isnt pay to win.
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This game was actually fun! Althought some of the levels are really challenging, it feels really fulfilling when you pass them!
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The catapult is like my mother. She throws stuff at me all the time, haha. But I don't care. I hit back harder. Haha, I win. I'm the best!
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Don't worry about getting gold medals until you've beaten all fifty castles. You get a super bomb for doing that and it makes it easy to get gold on everything.
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Soldier: "OH MY GOD! SIR, WE'RE UNDER SEIGE, WHAT SHOULD WE DO!?" Commander: "For one, stop yelling." Soldier: "Yes sir! But what is our battle plan, sir?" Commander: "Everyone freeze! Maybe if we don't move, they'll think we're all dead and move on!" Siege Weapon Technician: "Oy, and don't you rebels even TRY to play dead! We'll hammer this castle until you all die! Or we waste one shot. Cause then we don't get a gold medal."
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Don't bother trying to get gold in every map before finishing the game. The special weapon you receive after finishing the game makes it way easier.
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Can I tell the truth, I have no power in my eyes, but still I can't see the shots, I mean, when I launch the shots, there is nothing
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"The king and queen have been found dead in their chambers, the only room still intact.
We suspect they poisoned each other in some form of suicide pact, as they were found hugging each other"
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woah tis game is best game it gif me best idea i also wana trow stuf at ppl houses were can i buy te ting in tis game tat trow stone and tings ???? i also wana do thx kongrate for good game so im not bored in sumer vaycayson