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One day this girl was talking to her friend and she said to her, "My boyfriend bought me flowers for Valentines day this year so I guess I have to put my legs in the air for him.", and her friend replied, "Why? Don't you have a vase?"
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This gave me the badge before I even completed it, but now I just played the whole game. Lolz. Pretty fun, and sometimes REALLY annoying. Haha. 5/5
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For Level 24: use one or two bomb shots to blow the top of the castle, then wait until everything stops moving. You should have 4/5 kills now. Then use your last 2-3 shots to get to the last civilian.
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you can break the trebuchet if you fire a bomb cluster straight up and then just before they land on the trebuthet fire another shot and the bombs will explode on the weight and knock it off.
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0~w_i:443.35,360|w_i:635,359.95|w_i:1231.7,360|w_i:836.7,359.95|w_i:1038.35,358.35|fl_i:535.05,293.35|fl_i:736.65,293.35|fl_i:938.35,293.35|fl_i:828.4,283.35|fl_i:1140,293.35|fl_i:828.35,273.35|fl_i:828.35,263.35|fl_i:708.35,253.35|fl_i:940,253.35|fs_i:823.35,245|p_c:616.65,225|p_c:633.35,223.3|p_c:650.05,223.35|p_c:1031.7,225|p_c:1015,225|p_c:998.3,225.05|c_n:826.7,205|c_s:633.35,166.65|c_s:1013.35,169.95|c_k:735,386.65|c_n:686.7,385|c_n:788.35,385|c_q:940,383.35|c_p:1140,383.35|c_s:1095,385|c_s:1188.35,385.05|c_n:891.7,385|c_n:990,385|c_p:540,386.65|c_s:488.35,386.65|c_s:590.05,386.65|p_s:439.9,261.65|p_s:463.35,259.9|p_s:488.35,261.65|p_s:513.35,260|p_s:1233.35,260|p_s:1206.7,259.9|p_s:1178.35,260|p_s:1150,260|w_i:340,361.65|w_i:339.95,238.35|fl_i:436.75,171.6|w_i:536.65,236.7|c_s:345,135|c_s:429.9,134.95|c_s:518.35,133.3|c_n:386.7,385|c_s:473.35,133.3|c_s:385,133.3| Here is my stupid castle code :D
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"You are a royal failure and are forced to retreat" - OH NO, RUN AWAY! The inanimate enemy is going to get us because a piece of castle didn't fall onto their heads!
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had a helluva problem gettin' ze princess in ze last un.
when i finally got it, i some how eliminated the whole top of the castle so all i had left was ze princess. i got 'er wif me last shot, but there was no way it coulda got 'er. it's like she had a heart attack, one that explodes ze heart.
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4~w_i:126.65,-78.35|fl_i:578.35,416.65|fl_i:783.35,415|w_i:486.65,351.65|w_i:486.65,226.65|w_i:486.7,103.3|w_i:680,348.35|w_i:680,223.35|w_i:680,100|w_i:871.65,223.35|w_i:873.35,346.7|w_i:870,100|fl_w:576.7,36.65|fl_w:780,33.35|c_n:435,385|c_n:381.65,381.65|c_k:520,376.65|c_q:575,375|c_q:786.65,371.65|c_q:721.7,375|c_s:500,0|c_s:675,-5|c_s:856.7,-6.65|c_p:838.3,371.65|c_p:635,375|
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Sire, I think we could solve our problem easier by waiting. I mean, look. Everytime the enemy king and quenn bump into each other they kind of... explode, know what I'm sayin'? Our problem will sooner or later - that is in about 4 hours - solve itself.
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i love how it makes you wait 3 sec. just to show you that you lost. and how it starts counting before it all the parts stop moving when you do have a chance at winning.