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Sir, we survived the first attack. Good, tell the king to get up and wipe the blood off, and we will build this back up in 5 seconds
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Catapulter: the house is made out of wood, what could quickly kill everyone in i? DING! Fire! Asks king,"why don`t I put the castle on fire, its only made out of wood?"
King,"No!..."
Catapulter,"But why?"
King,"No, uhh its cause i`m telling you! Just continue your quest
Catapulter,"Hey king why did you give me such a lame reward I was talking about MONEY and FAME and not some dumb land to build castles with people dying in, why did i even do this!!!!!!!
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Servant: Ok, we have the finest soldiers in the land to lay waste to all other kingdoms, general, how will you set them up. General: Kill them all, we don't need treason. We will use a small stone to lay waste to that one castle over there.
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Was the builder of the castles on a drug overdose? My god... it's like the builder was on medieval weed, shrooms, and LSD...
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I just dropped a huge stone on a princess's head, crushing her instantly. Should I feel sad, or wish she was a Kardashian?
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Messenger: their all dead!!! King:what do you mean everybody is dead? Messenger: hhhhe destroyed the castle in one shot. King: whaaaaaaat! Messenger: and even worse he is on his way... King: set the guards on high alert while i watch out over this balcony! Messenger: YOU CANNNN DOOO ITT!
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Soldier,"WERE UNDER ATTACK WERE GONNA DIE!!!!"
King,"Don`t worry we can`t even die our awesome house was only built from wood and we hired the worst builder in the world its impossible to die wait... WE ARE GONNA DIE!!!! BOOM X(
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wait, why didnt the wizard give you the special thing all along?!!!?? F YOU WIZARD!!! YOU MADE MY LIFE SOO MUCH HARDER!!
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I cannot figure out how to play this game at all. All I can do is view the castle and fire 5 shots, but no way even to alter how I fire the shots so none of them go anywhere near the castle.
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i get lucky on the very last level and the bottom person is the only one left, and the rubble from the rest of the castle is pushing against the foundation making it lean. i have 3 shots left. the first 2 make the leaning more extreme and i know the last shot will let me win the game. i let it rip, the game lags, and they explode in the air. sir, i hope your children die in a fire.
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Knight: Oh my God! What happened?!
Survivor: Well, the queen accidentally bumped into the king and... it was just nasty. There was blood everywhere.
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Sir, they have a gigantic catapult standing outside the castle! What should we do?" "Nothing, just remember to put the king on the most dangerous place you can find" "Ehh what?" "Don't you dare question my orders!