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Knight:: Sir! They are attacking us, what should we do?
King: Let's just stand here like statues until we are dead. We will eventually get revived anyway.
Knight: Magnificent idea, sir!
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As in dealing with the evil bunny from monty python precisley three stones for destroying a castle, four stones is too much for some reason and two is too little for some reason.
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I've discovered iron!!! lets make my walls ten iron girders thick, and... urm a ceiling made of a piece of wood hehe I bet they will keep throwing stones at the base...
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this game is amazng it requires both skill and luck 5/5 for sure! i really hope they end up making more then just the 2
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they fight back >:)
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hmm i bet rovio played this and thinked:how i can make some money... later:i know how! i do copy on crush the castle but i turn catabult in to slingshot rocks and things to birds and humans to pigs! lets think name and then he looked outside of the window and saw 2 birds who wheres very angry to other bird. and then his light buld go on and shouted: Angry birds! and so angry birds was made :)
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"Sir we've run out of stones to throw on this grass land full of stone's" what the f*** who would bring just five freakin stone's to crush a catsle.
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It's not a bad game by any stretch. It's fun and a good time-waster.
That said, the physics of the game is kind of off. Throwing one small stone will make it go as far as throwing three large ones. It's very noticeable in the later levels especially. Besides, it takes all the skill away from the game. Once you unlock the bigger stones, you never need to use the smaller ones again.
Also, what causes a death varies. Sometimes they die without being directly hit by anything, or they kill each other by bumping into each other. Unless they're lining their clothes with poisoned spikes, they shouldn't die that easily.
tl;dr It's rather enjoyable despite the physics issues. I'm looking forward to playing the sequel.
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Crush the castle: Is a free game which is original and makes some money through ad revenue.
Angry Birds: A rip off of Crush the castle, makes millions by selling the game for money in some cases and gets more money and plays by ripping off crush the castle.
THIS, is why I hate this planet.
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It's a pretty simple game but I like the sand-castle building of your own at the end (especially being able to lay siege to your own construction as well).
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.this game was all luck no skill is needed but timing the launches you just shoot and hope thr walls fall in the direction ya need
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Castle 24
Guard: "Your Highness, should we put you on the bottom of the tower? It's the most secure."
King: "No, put the random noblewoman there. Screw me and the queen. We're replaceable."
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HEY stop mentioning angry birds u shouldn't compare games with each other....angry birds is about some angry birds who try to kill those green things and not destroying castles....this is called crush the castle not angry siege so the purpose of the game is to crush castles....however this is before angry birds
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you people do know that this was made b4 angry birds right? I'm tired of hearing how ths is an angry birds rip off when this was clearly made b4 angry birds.
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Why is there a timer after you throw your last stone (that you can't hit reset to override)? Just let it sit there until you either win or hit reset. The quit/reset menu is useless.
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Sir, we survived the first attack. Good, tell the king to get up and wipe the blood off, and we will build this back up in 5 seconds
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Catapulter: the house is made out of wood, what could quickly kill everyone in i? DING! Fire! Asks king,"why don`t I put the castle on fire, its only made out of wood?"
King,"No!..."
Catapulter,"But why?"
King,"No, uhh its cause i`m telling you! Just continue your quest
Catapulter,"Hey king why did you give me such a lame reward I was talking about MONEY and FAME and not some dumb land to build castles with people dying in, why did i even do this!!!!!!!
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Servant: Ok, we have the finest soldiers in the land to lay waste to all other kingdoms, general, how will you set them up. General: Kill them all, we don't need treason. We will use a small stone to lay waste to that one castle over there.
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Was the builder of the castles on a drug overdose? My god... it's like the builder was on medieval weed, shrooms, and LSD...
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I just dropped a huge stone on a princess's head, crushing her instantly. Should I feel sad, or wish she was a Kardashian?
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Messenger: their all dead!!! King:what do you mean everybody is dead? Messenger: hhhhe destroyed the castle in one shot. King: whaaaaaaat! Messenger: and even worse he is on his way... King: set the guards on high alert while i watch out over this balcony! Messenger: YOU CANNNN DOOO ITT!
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Soldier,"WERE UNDER ATTACK WERE GONNA DIE!!!!"
King,"Don`t worry we can`t even die our awesome house was only built from wood and we hired the worst builder in the world its impossible to die wait... WE ARE GONNA DIE!!!! BOOM X(