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I don't know what it is, but I can never seem to "overshoot" anything and nearly all projectiles have a max limit of "in the middle of the castle"
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"Sir, we dropped three bombs in from of our trebuchet, what do we do?"
"We stand here, watching the enemy castle, is what we do. Those bombs are harmless anyway."
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"Your Majesty, we're under attack! We're requesting orders!"
"Just stand still and don't move at all. And hope the few walls that we call a castle hold"
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"general, we just recieved a new type of weapon far superior to our old ones" - "what could possibly be better than a rock?" - "three rocks tied together" *gasp*"impossible!!"
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I love the number of people who call this an "Angry Birds clone" when Crush the Castle was released well over a year and a half earlier. Good on Joey Betz for making this style of game so popular.
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SIR! THERE IS A BIG LARGE TREBUCHET WITH A MEDIUM STONE IN IT WAITING TO ATTACK! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO WE DO!? King: ISNT IT OBVIOUS!? WE STAND STILL IN A CRAPPY LOOKING CASTLE AND GET KILLED BY THE SOFTEST TAP OF A WOOD WALL FOR SOME REASON! Knight: Oh ok..
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*Throws endless stones on top the fortification* *One small stone slips between the cracks, and rolls onto the foot of the king* "AAH!*King dies a horrible, and bloody death.* cue dramatic music...
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Not being able to reset when you fire the last shot until it waits for a few seconds and judges you obviously unsuccessful is a slight oversight
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Castle 24. Queen uses her dead body as a support beam to keep the castle perfectly upright, protecting the princess perfectly.
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"Sir, how much time do I have?" "Take your time, soldier, no need to run. BUT once the last stone hits their walls you've got three seconds to make them die. three point one and you're dead. Understood, soldier?" "Sir! Yes sir!"
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Oh no! A blunt piece of wood scraped me, then fell the other way. I guess I must die by freezing up and falling over.
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The timer sucks.It should at least give enough time for the last shot's effects to stop.I just had a "Royal Failure" just because the timer ended even though the wood plank was just above the last Knight.....
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Did any of the Kongregate staff actually play this game through level 24 before deciding to give it a badge? I don't know if the implementation changed with the latest releases of flash, but it's nearly impossible to get bombs/rocks to the other side of the screen.
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It is always better to use 3 smaller stones instead of one larger one; the best weapon to chose is the largest triple/bundle that you unlocked.
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anyone complaining about level 23 is a liar. that last king on level 18 has a bunker so well defended, that a nuclear blast cannot get him.
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