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The_Conspiracy

Aug. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Who says you cant kill two birds with one stone?

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devries98

Mar. 08, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) So apparently touching someone kills them in this. Imagine having a handshake. "How do y-" *dead*

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mukamukaman5

Jun. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Castle 24. Queen uses her dead body as a support beam to keep the castle perfectly upright, protecting the princess perfectly.

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honnza

Jun. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir, how much time do I have?" "Take your time, soldier, no need to run. BUT once the last stone hits their walls you've got three seconds to make them die. three point one and you're dead. Understood, soldier?" "Sir! Yes sir!"

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strayjohno

Jun. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I can hear that princess at the bottom of the last level laughing at me.

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jaron1997

Apr. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i would fire the person who built these castles...

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Grimoser

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "Soldier! We must crush ALL the castles in the land!" "Umm... Why, sir?" "Err.. I dont know"

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limzekai

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Soldier head butted the king's head and blood erupts from from the kings body

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istillcantknow

Apr. 03, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Oh no! A blunt piece of wood scraped me, then fell the other way. I guess I must die by freezing up and falling over.

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Usamaalimghal

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) The timer sucks.It should at least give enough time for the last shot's effects to stop.I just had a "Royal Failure" just because the timer ended even though the wood plank was just above the last Knight.....

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Xavyer

Apr. 03, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) It's a wonder that this king is still up, after the fact that even one touch can kill him.

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vovillia

Mar. 30, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) So how did our king die? A dead guard fell on him...

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Aldious

Aug. 09, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) This game requires more luck than skill, level 24 is just way too impossible.

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Problematixx

Apr. 03, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) *gets 9 kills in one shot* *cant kill the last person in the other four* *throws laptop*

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Ocsaleb

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) It seems to me that a competent general would bring more than 5 units of ammo to a siege.

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jc3833

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Knight: can support 20 iron bars on head, easily kiled by stick

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flameblaze12

Mar. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) if your kingdom can be tipped over by a pebble... you need to get a new handyman

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Narcisista

Nov. 06, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Imagine dying because one of your guards lightly pats you in the back

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Battlingdragon

Jun. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I'm sorry sir. We must retreat, we've run out of rocks in this field.

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ssc_

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The last level (24) ruins it, seems to be completely luck to get a glitch to kill the princess on the bottom.

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rpgaholic

Jun. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) for castle 13 just use the 3 small stones and get it in the hole +

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Winmaster1

Jul. 11, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Interesting. The queen dies when the dead king falls over onto her. Seriously, is he that fat?

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nitrodog96

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) A siege tactician would really have brought more than one trebuchet and five volleys per castle.

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EMwegA

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) ragequit at lvl 24

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zman228

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) No Princess! Dont touch the wall!!!

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kille422

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i look at the castle and think : the architect really was on my side

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hellonearth993

Jan. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) sevant: "Sir, sir! only one person survived..." king: "Cool, we win!"

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DrCron

Jun. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Did any of the Kongregate staff actually play this game through level 24 before deciding to give it a badge? I don't know if the implementation changed with the latest releases of flash, but it's nearly impossible to get bombs/rocks to the other side of the screen.

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adgjlsfhk

Jun. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It is always better to use 3 smaller stones instead of one larger one; the best weapon to chose is the largest triple/bundle that you unlocked.

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SiddFinch

Jun. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) anyone complaining about level 23 is a liar. that last king on level 18 has a bunker so well defended, that a nuclear blast cannot get him. ;-)

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m1k3y60659

Jun. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) it took me 1/2 a hour to get final castle. was it worth it? no.

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mort360

Sep. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) sir,the king died. how? he tipped over and then he was dead.

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Roulouze

Jun. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir, we need to retreat ! We don't have any shot left, and we've got a princess who is still alive under 10 tons of rocks"... OWNED

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ArronT

Jun. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Soldier - "General the King and Queen and all of there Knights have died in the assault, the only survivor was a servant." General - "A SERVANT!? WE MUST RETREAT!" Soldier "But sir, it's just a ser... *Sigh* I'll tell the men to retreat, again."

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alfsterwhite

Oct. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) It is great, and I have loved it for a very, very, very, very, very long time. Slave:" what shall our castle be like your highness" King: "I want it to be susceptible to damage from pebbles"

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Kapteindood

Nov. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "So, my engineers. it has been a while since we came up with the idea to sling three rocks at once. What's the next brilliant idea?" "A BIGGER ROCK!" It then took them a few weeks to come up with the idea to fire multiple bigger rocks, or the use of even bigger rocks...

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Skelwor

Jan. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I can honestly say I've never beaten level 24 without a glitch killing the one on the bottom.

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ClawsOfIce

Apr. 02, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Who was the guy who built these castles? I want him to build a house for me!

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box7t

Nov. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This came out before Angry Birds. This is better than Angry Birds. Win win

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WildZoneLabs

Apr. 06, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Did the king just say D'oh ?

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thiswasnttaken

Feb. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir, the enemy is right outside our castle. What do you propose we do?" "We stand still until they either topple us, or run out of stone." "Good idea sir!"

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joeyjoey90

May. 12, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Wow looking back at this it looks so much more different then I remember it back in the day *Checks to see if I have the badge* ;-;

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minecrafterlol05

Oct. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) it should let you reset when it's counting down, it's annoying to have to wait to retry

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mwlb

Feb. 03, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "How did the king die?" Oh, he fell over.

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whitesoxfan2244

Sep. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game takes place in the time before physics.

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josurprise

Jun. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Lvl 17 is as frustrating as it gets. If I wanted to feel powerless and do a bunch of repetitive, yet ultimately pointless actions, I'd go to work. Finally got it on the 500th try or so by pure luck. If you don't care about the badge of the day, play one of the sequels instead.

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ubernerdlucas

Jun. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The real reason the last shot time is stupid is because it prevents you from resetting... yes, game, I know I didn't kill that last knight and he won't die in the next few seconds.

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charrrlie

Jun. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 3 seconds? I can't see the fun and my win on last level wasn't computed... Terrible idea

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Toadkid

Feb. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In court ''So your majesty, you say that the king was domesticly violent to you?'' ''Yes, he would punch me and kick me, force me to balance ten tons of brick on my head...But the worst time was...when he fell on me..''

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Terrazia

Mar. 30, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Why the reset button doesn't work after you fire your last thing is beyond me. Resetting takes forever considering some levels, you probably won't get lucky and do it first try. Medium badge is too hard to be a medium badge because of the last level. The entire game hinges around pixel perfect timing, which isn't so much a game as much as it is, find the exact pixel you need and time it perfectly. 0 stars, waste of a badge, don't waste your time with this.

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