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Haloinater

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I now know that the safest spot in a castle under siege is the bottom right.

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Eonzeon

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) this is a badge of the day?! such a middle finger

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Eonzeon

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Seriously that last lvl is BS

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BlackSnapper

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) *has been stuck playing level 22 for an hour* There has GOT to be something wrong with the physics engine of this game. No matter how hard I try, I just can't throw the ammo high enough or far enough to knock this danging castle over.

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jonas15hopper

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) level 20: EASY YEA level 21: WTF 100TH TRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY looks in comments for some type of help......... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Wbusby

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) *finally does something with final shot* *shit's falling apart* *3... 2... 1...*

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JulianJP

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) DUZ WE USE DA BOMBA??? No sir, go in with 3 rocks and take out that metal castle and every one in it. OK! "takes all but one out" NOOOO RETREAAAAT!!!

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TheDuckTowel8888

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) do i haz deh baws skillz or is it just luck that i beat level 20 by throwing one tiny rock :P and i played that same level agen using the bomb and i lost sooo the starter rock is more powerful than the bomb???

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TheDuckTowel8888

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) as the tiny rock slowly touches the kings Cape he explodes into a puddle of blood

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TheDuckTowel8888

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Your Side: Were At The Most Deadliest War Ever And Im Going To Give You 5 Tiny Rocks... Enemy Side: THE ENEMIES HERE but I have A PLAN! Lets Not Attack At All And Wait For Out Death! Best Plan Ever!

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darklordpx

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) this is not a medium badge, its an impossible badge in disguise -.-

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Dusky1995

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Can't even pass level one. Woo.

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TheDuckTowel8888

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) *Gets To Level 23* i need to go to bed... *Wakes up and plays* *I Press Continue And Somehow Start From Level 1* oooook???... *I Finish Level And Look At Progress* FREAKING WORST SAVE THINGY EVER!!!! I ALMOST GOT THE BADGE BUT NOOO... THE FREAKIN GAME HAS TO DELETE MY PROGRESS!!!!! I HATE THIS GAME SOO MUCH

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1478623590

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Not being able to reset when you fire the last shot until it waits for a few seconds and judges you obviously unsuccessful is a slight oversight

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ad3ross

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Why is the badge for this called "medium"? It's friggin' hard!

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PO0KyBear

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "you may now build many castles on this plot of land" builds a seemingly awesome defendable castle tests it explodes before i even throw anything at it realizes i'm going to die in a poor built castle like the rest "nooo!" :'(

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Hugown

Apr. 04, 2015

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mosborne3993

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) clicks sound off, still has ambient sound. why do you do this to me?

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Glao

Apr. 04, 2015

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Filipe_Assis

Apr. 04, 2015

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imalfred

Apr. 04, 2015

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johnbirmingham

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Castle 20; 14/14 killed. "You are a 'Royal Failure' and are forced to retreat" WHAT?

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NumberYolo

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) pretty fun.

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johnbirmingham

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Restart button should negate waiting for the timer

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kingsonic11

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) why i'm not a royal failure, its the catapult that is defective

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tetos1995

Apr. 04, 2015

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insanemonki1

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Sticks and stones will break my bones, and my wife will also kill me

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bicpearce

Apr. 04, 2015

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KittenQueen715

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) You know things are getting bad when the jester designs the castle and nobody contradicts him.

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quacky05

Apr. 04, 2015

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gummyboys

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Oh god i touched my wife Agggh *dead*

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Unicorn_Lover10

Apr. 04, 2015

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gummyboys

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) They couldn't afford to hire real architects so the hired the jester instead.

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Nonbeliever

Apr. 04, 2015

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UeberBob

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) The timer on the last shot is rather frustrating. It cost me more than one success when the last person was about to die then it timed out and called me a failure. Why not wait till everything stops moving, like the first four shots?

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luis310377

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "Last chance at castle 24, i kill the princess, at 1 and the mission fails..." RLLY?

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EpicShadowRamen

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) this game is not for the faint of grind the physics are grueling and the power you have to affect your environment is nil but despite it's less then casual nature it is rather additive.

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RoxasFIN

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Curse all games that are 90% luck and 10% skill

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jatjr32

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Thanks for not allowing me to restart, so that you can call me a failure. Real adult of you.

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Balbanes

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) You gotta love Kongregate's version of "Physics". :) Ya got Roadkill Revenge, where the physics themselves give an almost completely random result every turn. Ya got 99 Bricks & Super Stacker, where the stack of what is supposed to be SOLID objects bounces up and down like it's made of jelly. And here ya got Crush the Castle, where buildings can safely wobble on 2 x 4's and pieces of wood and stone get hit with BOMBS and still stay in one piece. :D

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Flash37

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) After about 45 tries at Castle 24, the chick in the bottom just had a heart attack or something. Great.

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JoyreactorMan

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) is level 12 called "Twin towers"?

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Mosannam9696

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Phew, that last level is straight-up luck based.

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Tyrael99

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Castle 24 Looks easy but ...hmm

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Tyrael99

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Why should i retreat when there's only a queen left? ...

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hijacker2002

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Oh no! The castle didn't collapse in under 3 seconds! We must retreat before the queen dies!

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humayunkk2002

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) nice game launch in andoride

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Manaco

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Why won't it let me reset after last shot? You're an ass for forcing me to rage for three full seconds.

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NeoGilgamesh

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This takes rigor mortis to a whole new level

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chibchab29

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Im raging at level 17 Queen almost touches he King... missed by 0.000001 mm! AAARGH

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