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*shoots all 5 shoots and misses a target* *clicks 'Restart'* *game wants to finish to tell me I'm going to lose* *AGGRESSIVELY CLICKS RESTART* "You lost, do you want to restart?"
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This game just got more freaking EPIC!!! with the Uruk Hai theme from Lord of the Rings. You lads should try it out while playing.
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Clearly, none of these people were paying attention when the story of the three little pigs was being told. Then again, there also wasn't a Big Bad Catapult in that story.
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This is like medieval Jenga. But with catapults. And different building materials. And different kinds of ammo. And limited shots. And...actually, this is not like Jenga at all.
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I just made a castle in which the princess fell from the top of the screen on to a spike, in revenge for level 24. She didn't die.
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Finally. After 50 odd consecutive shots at the final tower, it finally went down in one hit that was either skillfully aimed or completely lucky.
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Lookout: There is a trebuchet trying to destroy the castle. the west side of the castle is completely destroyed and 4 people have already been killed. What should we do? King: Just have everybody stand where they are and wait. Don't fight back. The enemy will run out of ammo and retreat.
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i killed the king,queen,princess but not the knight im out of ammo and force to retreat why cant i attack with my leigon of horses
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Builder "How should your towers stand?" King "Well all of my knights must surround me and if even the smallest pebble hits the first tower it and the other shall topple over."
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Uh... Not sure why I need to retreat if I don't kill everyone in a few shots. Considering... they don't seem to have an army... or any ability to return fire... But whatever. I'm not a tactician. 5/5
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*Throws a small stone in the castle*
*Small stone falls on a maid's head*
Maid: AAHH! *Dies*
*Maid rolls to her side and touches a knight*
Knight: *Dies*
Toxic people?!
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*Throws endless stones on top the fortification* *One small stone slips between the cracks, and rolls onto the foot of the king* "AAH!*King dies a horrible, and bloody death.* cue dramatic music...
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Please tell me I'm not the only victim of this: Every time it says I have 2 launches yet, when I launch one of them it won't let me launch the other, and this has happened to me multiple times.
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"Now that you've proven that castles are no match for even a single inaccurate trebuchet, your reward is a spot of land and tons of 'newly acquired' building material. Lets see some castles!"
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For the last level, release the 3 bombs at the "d" in "mode". I got a one hit kill (after several retries). +1 if this helps.
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Way too random, not enough player skill. I just end up firing repeatedly until events miraculously conspire to have the debris fall in the exact correct way that allows me to kill that one last guy in a metal bunker at the very edge of my range.