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If you're having trouble battering down a castle, keep firing away as fast as possible with 3 stone clusters while the walls are still shaking from your last shot.
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This is the ultimate way to get back at Toad. "Sorry, but the princess is in another castle!" "TASTE MY BOMB CLUSTERS."
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I hit a stone block with a rock, a decorative wooden spike fell over and brained a knight. That's a lot to put on a gravestone.
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this is pretty hard t beat
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"Sir. Grouping shots has proved effective with small rocks. We should try it with the new medium rocks." "Nah. We should probably destroy other castles a harder way before we try that."
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And with her dying breath the queen did hold up the ruins of the castle saving the life of her only daughter and thwarting the invaders who had forgot to bringeth more ammunition.
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builder: "my king! wreck-it-ralph is going to wreck our masterpiece castle! what shall we do?" king: "i have a idea! lets go turbo!"
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keto100, you can refresh. The only time you can't is after the last shot is fired and is unsuccessful. It's annoying that you can't refresh then too, but that is the way the game was designed for some reason. The refresh button does actually work as intended.
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Soldier: What shall be build the castle out of king?
King: Lets provide some ultimate security and build out of the worst wood we can find, deal?
Soldier: Deal, so what shall we do then.....OH NO WE ARE BEING ATTACKED!
King: Oh don't worry all we need to do is watch.
Soldier: Great idea king!
Gets killed by stones.
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King: They have no soldiers so lets hide in the complete open castle so we get killed by the trebuchet! Soldier: Great idea sir!.
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French Soldier: Shall we make sure the castles falls after the last ball sir?
French General: No we run like cowards!!
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builder: ''how do you want this castle built?'' king: ''I want it to be built so that i am locked into a room without a door and then the 2 upper floors lock in guards.''
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I tried waiting for the castle to stop moving and then shot, the bombs didnt explode in mid-air and i cleard castle 22 in a couple of tries, (finally after fifty attempts of royal failure..)