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"Your Majesty, we're under attack! We're requesting orders!"
"Just stand still and don't move at all. And hope the few walls that we call a castle hold"
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ok castle 18 is pissing me off... i get to the final little king. bottom row, farthest right, and i cant get shit to happen to him...
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This last princess is beginning to damage my calm. I've resorted to launching the guys on the roof as far as I can get them.
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"honey!" "yes dearest queen?" "I've heard there's an egotistical madman cavorting the countryside with a trebuchet tearing down every castle he sees!" "oh, no worries honey, we'll be safe with our massive castle!" "you really think-" BOOM! "OMG WTF WAS THAT?!"
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the first stupid king says "im gonna build my house outta sticks". Then the trebuchet killed him. the second stupid king says " my bro there was DUMB. im buildin' my house outta STONE." Then the trebuchet killed him. then the third stupid king says "i'm 'a gonna build my house outta METAL. then no one can get through! i'll show my stupid brothers who's smartest!" it took several tries...but in the end the trebuchet got him too. the end. + if u lol
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if justin beeber were on a building threatening to jump off i can garentee people would be sitting in a chair with a popcorn bowl yelling*pull a few backflips* lol i heard this joke off another game it was funny!
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0~fl_i:588,293.9|w_w:501.8,356.2|w_w:460.6,359.35|w_w:402.65,361.85|w_s:433.4,357.25|p_t:450,256.65|w_i:553.55,363.5|w_i:674.55,358.25|p_s:396.65,270|c_k:593.4,376.7|c_k:637.95,383.2|c_p:714.25,370|c_s:753.35,371.85|c_s:812.85,377.4|c_s:777.5,383|c_n:340.4,379.25|c_n:297.6,390.4|c_n:554.25,245.35|c_n:513.8,246.2|c_n:660.35,252.75|c_n:602.7,252.75| is my castle vote 5/5
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go to Build a castle
put piles of persons,but do not get em killed,they are sensitive
use the large stone,try and try until you find that the rocks are bouncing to the person's heads
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referring to the minigame Armor Games gave,
when you are about to control the shield and swords sign by charging the other parts,if you charges a letter towards a wall,the icon is overpowered with the letter,lol,not all big guys are strong
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man i wish you could reset b4 you are are royal failure in the countdown bcause i dont feel like waiting 3 sconds. (i know fail spelling.)
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Ah, this game must be set before hammers and nails were invented. Either that, or it's because all the enemies have paralysis and can't move by themselves.
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Sometimes the simplest setups are the hardest to beat.
4~c_k:733.35,373.35|w_i:626.7,360|w_i:583.35,361.65|w_i:598.35,353.35|w_i:615,355|w_i:566.7,361.65|w_i:643.35,371.65|w_i:660,363.35|
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In court ''So your majesty, you say that the king was domesticly violent to you?'' ''Yes, he would punch me and kick me, force me to balance ten tons of brick on my head...But the worst time was...when he fell on me..''
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oh noes! Wee fail! Retreat! But sir the only one is left is trapped! and its a Queen! So? She will die in there anyway Save your honor! retreat! lol
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King:OH TEH NOES IM SHAKING! *king shakes a bit* king: AAAH! *king dies*Me: omg that all u got? Thin air cut you open? lol..
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2~w_i:536.65,355|w_i:553.35,356.65|w_i:570,358.35|w_i:586.7,358.35|f_s:471.65,408.35|f_s:474.9,394.9|f_s:476.7,376.65|f_s:478.35,358.35|f_s:483.35,343.35|f_s:481.65,331.7|f_s:483.35,316.7|f_s:471.65,308.25|f_i:470,286.7|f_i:471.7,281.65|f_i:476.7,268.35|c_k:818.3,370|f_s:470,253.3|f_s:473.35,240|f_s:473.3,231.65|f_s:475.05,220|
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~w_i:676.7,373.35|w_i:698.35,373.25|w_i:720.05,373.35|w_i:656.7,373.25|w_i:635.05,373.35|w_i:615,373.35|w_i:595,371.65|w_i:813.35,376.65|w_i:8364~w_i:676.7,373.35|w_i:698.35,373.25|w_i:720.05,373.35|w_i:656.7,373.25|w_i:635.05,373.35|w_i:615,373.35|w_i:595,371.65w_i:813.35,376.65|w_i:836
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Lvl 24... "Oh no! The guards, the king and the queen are dead, but the princess is still alive underneath all the rubble! We must retreat or we will surely die at the hands of the dainty girl even though we've still got loads of explosives and rocks!"
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1~w_w:672.8,357.25|w_i:520,356|fl_s:604.4,287.25|w_i:518.35,221.15|w_s:671.1,223.35|c_k:566.7,385.6|c_q:635.6,385.6|c_p:595.5,101.65|c_n:383.85,381.15|c_n:333.35,392.25|c_n:424.4,392.25|c_n:495.6,385.6|c_s:650.05,230|c_s:561.75,234.55|fl_w:593.95,153.9|p_t:586.1,4.5|w_s:555.05,90|w_i:624.45,92.15|p_s:513.95,119.4|p_s:533.35,123.3|p_s:644.45,123.3|p_s:669.45,123.85|p_s:817.75,292.25|p_s:866.7,385.6|