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Last level seems really luck-based. But here's a code for a custom castle. It self-destructs in a Rube-Goldberg fashion. 4~w_w:1036.7,363.35|w_w:890,365.05|w_w:758.35,361.65|fl_w:850.05,300|fl_w:1050,300|fl_w:883.35,170|w_w:886.7,233.3|ws_w:1036.7,265.05|fl_w:1038.35,230.05|w_w:885,101.6|ws_w:1036.7,196.65|f_w:1038.35,160|w_w:1035.05,93.35|fl_w:881.7,35|w_w:861.7,103.3|w_w:908.35,99.95|fl_w:1035,25|w_w:865,235.05|w_w:910,233.35|p_c:758.35,275|c_p:835.05,391.55|c_p:925,393.35|c_p:971.7,393.25|c_p:961.7,-15.05|c_p:811.7,-6.65|c_p:886.7,-8.35|c_p:795,128.3|c_p:1000,118.3|c_p:955,128.3|c_p:1068.35,121.65|c_p:1118.35,188.35|c_p:1078.35,385|c_p:695.05,426.65|c_p:648.3,423.35|c_p:598.35,430|c_p:548.4,428.3|c_p:505,425|c_p:435,423.35|c_p:380.05,421.65|c_p:328.35,415|c_p:291.65,416.65|c_p:318.25,-20.05|c_p:458.35,-158.35|c_p:383.35,-76.6|c_p:526.7,-233.35|c_p:605.05,-306.65|c_p:673.35,-366.7|w_i:810.05,-418.3|p_c:981.7,268.35|
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I hate how the bombs fluctuate from being able to launch a piece of wood the size of a man dozens of feet to not being able to destroy said piece of wood if it's in the way
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A stake flips up and hits the back of a knight and suddenly he's all bloody and dead *claps* You have the sturdiest men in the land king.
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"Sire, shouldn't we set up the trebuchet from the south, where there are no walls and we can clearly see our targets?" "...Guards, execute this fool."
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I usually like these games. But, this version has no creativity, nothing new, and feels like no real effort or feeling went into this.
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Insurance Salesman: Would you like to buy some castle insurance
King: Why the hell would I need that
Insurance Salesman: In case your precariously built should ever be destroyed.
King: Precariously Built! How dare you my castle is held up by the two sturdiest pieces of wood in the world.
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(realistic attacker) The enemy has locked themselves in their castle and they have no food, what shall we do? "Wait here and watch them starve"
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*shoots all 5 shoots and misses a target* *clicks 'Restart'* *game wants to finish to tell me I'm going to lose* *AGGRESSIVELY CLICKS RESTART* "You lost, do you want to restart?"
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This game just got more freaking EPIC!!! with the Uruk Hai theme from Lord of the Rings. You lads should try it out while playing.
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Clearly, none of these people were paying attention when the story of the three little pigs was being told. Then again, there also wasn't a Big Bad Catapult in that story.
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This is like medieval Jenga. But with catapults. And different building materials. And different kinds of ammo. And limited shots. And...actually, this is not like Jenga at all.
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I just made a castle in which the princess fell from the top of the screen on to a spike, in revenge for level 24. She didn't die.
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Finally. After 50 odd consecutive shots at the final tower, it finally went down in one hit that was either skillfully aimed or completely lucky.
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Lookout: There is a trebuchet trying to destroy the castle. the west side of the castle is completely destroyed and 4 people have already been killed. What should we do? King: Just have everybody stand where they are and wait. Don't fight back. The enemy will run out of ammo and retreat.
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i killed the king,queen,princess but not the knight im out of ammo and force to retreat why cant i attack with my leigon of horses