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Retreating because of ammo depletion? Couldn't you just... bring in some more? They're stones, for crying out loud! They're naturally occuring!
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"Sire, shouldn't we set up the trebuchet from the south, where there are no walls and we can clearly see our targets?" "...Guards, execute this fool."
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Sir Both kings and queens have perished, as have the 4 princesses,
but don't worry, the Archer survived! We can rebuild the kingdom now that the unstoppable trebuche has been halted by a 13yr old with a stick trapped under the 2000 tonne ruins of our "Castle" has scared them off! =D
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"Great shot, sir! You've killed everyone except the king! I'll take a couple guys to dig him out and stab him-"
"No! We finish this WITH ROCKS!"
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(realistic attacker) The enemy has locked themselves in their castle and they have no food, what shall we do? "Wait here and watch them starve"
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The three little pigs each built their own house to protect themselves from the wolf. The first one built it of wood, but the great siege engine threw rocks at it and the house was no more. The second one built it of stone, but the great siege engine threw groups of three rocks at it and the house was no more. The last house was built of stone, wood, and reinforced metal and set up in such a way that were the rocks to hit it that only so many of the pigs would die. The great siege engine tried its hardest throwing combinations of bombs, rocks, and groups of three rocks, but eventually gave up because it realized that bombs are more like fire crackers.
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Tired of waiting on that last miss, where you have to wait to restart? Go back to the main menu, hit level select, and select the level you were on. It's faster than waiting, trust me.
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"You are a royal failure and are forced to retreat" - OH NO, RUN AWAY! The inanimate enemy is going to get us because a piece of castle didn't fall onto their heads!
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The only issue I have with the game is the last few levels rely on luck with the physics engine having the pieces fall just right to get all of the targets.
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Sir, they have a gigantic catapult standing outside the castle! What should we do?" "Nothing, just remember to put the king on the most dangerous place you can find" "Ehh what?" "Don't you dare question my orders!
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King: "How many did we lose?" Soldier: "14, sir!" King: "And them?" Soldier: "5 rocks, sir!" King: "Ha! They're royal failures."
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you people do know that this was made b4 angry birds right? I'm tired of hearing how ths is an angry birds rip off when this was clearly made b4 angry birds.
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*Throws a small stone in the castle*
*Small stone falls on a maid's head*
Maid: AAHH! *Dies*
*Maid rolls to her side and touches a knight*
Knight: *Dies*
Toxic people?!
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I don't know what it is, but I can never seem to "overshoot" anything and nearly all projectiles have a max limit of "in the middle of the castle"
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"Sir, we dropped three bombs in from of our trebuchet, what do we do?"
"We stand here, watching the enemy castle, is what we do. Those bombs are harmless anyway."
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"Your Majesty, we're under attack! We're requesting orders!"
"Just stand still and don't move at all. And hope the few walls that we call a castle hold"
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"general, we just recieved a new type of weapon far superior to our old ones" - "what could possibly be better than a rock?" - "three rocks tied together" *gasp*"impossible!!"
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I love the number of people who call this an "Angry Birds clone" when Crush the Castle was released well over a year and a half earlier. Good on Joey Betz for making this style of game so popular.
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SIR! THERE IS A BIG LARGE TREBUCHET WITH A MEDIUM STONE IN IT WAITING TO ATTACK! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO WE DO!? King: ISNT IT OBVIOUS!? WE STAND STILL IN A CRAPPY LOOKING CASTLE AND GET KILLED BY THE SOFTEST TAP OF A WOOD WALL FOR SOME REASON! Knight: Oh ok..
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*Throws endless stones on top the fortification* *One small stone slips between the cracks, and rolls onto the foot of the king* "AAH!*King dies a horrible, and bloody death.* cue dramatic music...
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Not being able to reset when you fire the last shot until it waits for a few seconds and judges you obviously unsuccessful is a slight oversight