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after 71 tries, still caint kill castle 6. caint even get the balls to land on the castle, they bounce off and do no damage, this game needs to be fixed, its majorly bugged.
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man the king must be pretty heavy... he just tipped over onto the queen... the queen hit the guard... and they all died
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There could have been so many ways to use the different stones. It's really disappointing that they were only used to remove any kind of difficulty from the game.
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It is great, and I have loved it for a very, very, very, very, very long time. Slave:" what shall our castle be like your highness" King: "I want it to be susceptible to damage from pebbles"
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SIR! THERE IS A BIG LARGE TREBUCHET WITH A MEDIUM STONE IN IT WAITING TO ATTACK! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO WE DO!? King: ISNT IT OBVIOUS!? WE STAND STILL IN A CRAPPY LOOKING CASTLE AND GET KILLED BY THE SOFTEST TAP OF A WOOD WALL FOR SOME REASON! Knight: Oh ok..
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"Sir! The enemy is attacking with only one trebuchet! Do we burn it? Do we attack them in the open before they can set up? What do we do?" "Isn't it obvious? Everybody face the catapult on this wooden outline of a flimsy castle!"
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Copy this for my level that took two minutes: 1~fl_i:755,291.65|c_k:750,393.35|c_q:703.35,383.35|w_i:840.05,225|fl_i:756.7,161.65|c_n:398.25,386.65|c_n:920,391.65|c_n:973.3,383.35|c_n:543.35,238.35|c_n:878.35,386.65|w_i:670,225|w_w:673.35,358.35|w_s:598.35,355|fl_s:555,285|w_s:466.65,356.65|c_p:708.35,246.65|ws_s:821.7,256.65|fl_i:756.7,153.3|p_c:463.35,255|p_s:663.35,119.95|p_s:848.4,120|p_t:753.35,123.3|w_i:1098.35,358.25|w_i:1098.35,236.65|w_i:301.65,360|w_i:301.65,238.35|p_s:301.65,148.3|p_s:1098.35,151.65|c_n:515,376.65|c_n:643.35,365|c_n:1031.7,380|c_n:1158.35,376.65|c_n:1206.7,380|c_n:620,243.35|c_n:816.65,113.3|c_n:693.35,111.65|c_s:793.35,256.65|c_n:333.35,386.65|w_w:841.7,358.35|c_s:815,385|c_n:508.35,243.35|
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Sir, how do we protect the queen? I know! We'll build two huge walls around her with no roof or protection! Brilliant sir!
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Sir, we need a castle to protect the king and queen. What shall we do? I know! We'll build the castle on top of two wooden stalks and balance it! Brilliant sir!
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Life lesson learned form this game: if move 5 feet from your original standing position… you die. likewise, if you are simply touched by one of you own castle walls… you die.
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"Sir, the enemy castle is completely destroyed, although we think there may be one survivor trapped forever beneath the rubble."
"What?! How dare you fail me this way!?"
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"Ok, we managed to hold him off, but out of the 20 of us, we 3 are the only ones left. maybe we should find a better castle design before he comes back?" "Naaaaahh."