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dakero

Jun. 02, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) The original angry birds

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WillWatry42

May. 29, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) king: "Build my castle so that i can be taken down by some wood and make it very unstable" Builder " You got it sir"

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DragonFighter19

May. 16, 2015

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TurL1

May. 08, 2015

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Ocsaleb

Apr. 28, 2015

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shadowcw

Apr. 26, 2015

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4here4

Apr. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Uh... Not sure why I need to retreat if I don't kill everyone in a few shots. Considering... they don't seem to have an army... or any ability to return fire... But whatever. I'm not a tactician. 5/5

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ChrisRedfield45

Apr. 10, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) *Throws a small stone in the castle* *Small stone falls on a maid's head* Maid: AAHH! *Dies* *Maid rolls to her side and touches a knight* Knight: *Dies* Toxic people?!

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chocolatelover23

Apr. 10, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) *Throws endless stones on top the fortification* *One small stone slips between the cracks, and rolls onto the foot of the king* "AAH!*King dies a horrible, and bloody death.* cue dramatic music...

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Fartikans

Apr. 06, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) WHAT!?!?!!? I KILLED THEM ALL (14/14) AND IT SAID I FAILED!?!!?!?!?! WHAT!?!?!

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WildZoneLabs

Apr. 06, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Did the king just say D'oh ?

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jamesjam123

Apr. 05, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) id rather use aimbot in this than call of duty

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JamesB515

Apr. 05, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) What is going on with the last level? THE DEBRIS HOLDS IT UP

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Miss_Alice

Apr. 05, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) WHAT KIND OF KING JUST DIES WHEN THE GUARD ON HIS SIDE JUST FALLS ON HIM.

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UDRedBlaze

Apr. 05, 2015

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Sawmog

Apr. 05, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Frustating but Good

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JimmyObuttocks

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) my god this game lags way too much for how simple it is

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HeatedHavocFTW

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Please tell me I'm not the only victim of this: Every time it says I have 2 launches yet, when I launch one of them it won't let me launch the other, and this has happened to me multiple times.

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twrdefender

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "Now that you've proven that castles are no match for even a single inaccurate trebuchet, your reward is a spot of land and tons of 'newly acquired' building material. Lets see some castles!"

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TimothyC27

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Fires bomb. Bomb slightly shakes building. Guard tips over from tiny shake. Falls into king. You win!

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nitrodog96

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) A siege tactician would really have brought more than one trebuchet and five volleys per castle.

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1penguin

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) For the last level, release the 3 bombs at the "d" in "mode". I got a one hit kill (after several retries). +1 if this helps.

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BadAzzCat

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) It's like what would happen if the cast of Monty Python designed Angry Birds.

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radiantshadow999

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir, weve run out of stones! we must retreat all the way to our castle across the world, for more rocks!"

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radiantshadow999

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "You are a royal failure" Game, your a royal jack@$$

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blackdragon99999

Apr. 04, 2015

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SoundEngineer

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "We're under siege! The walls are falling in! Quick! Stand as still as you can!"

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EthanD187

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) this game alfight

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OlivierB1

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Way too random, not enough player skill. I just end up firing repeatedly until events miraculously conspire to have the debris fall in the exact correct way that allows me to kill that one last guy in a metal bunker at the very edge of my range.

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dcriegel1990

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) can we shoot nukes outta the thing?

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jonas15hopper

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) YEA LETS PUT ALL THE ROYALS IN IRON HOUSES WITH NO DOORS OR ANY SIGNS OF EXIT........... perfect............. who do they get food dow

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Loketta

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Doing the same level in exactly the same way 40 times. Works the 41st time because reasons. While I'm pretty sure Einstein just insulted me, this game isn't a physics game, its an infuriating RNG machine.

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inman28

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Just beat last level in 2 shots. ^^

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Eonzeon

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I give up, thx for nothing, a waste of time and no badge, make it more fair?

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BlackSnapper

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I can't believe that just as I was typing up a forum post bitching at this game, I played the game one more time and cleared the level I was stuck on at the first shot.

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easyearner1

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) who else is stuck on level 17?

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Haloinater

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I now know that the safest spot in a castle under siege is the bottom right.

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Eonzeon

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) this is a badge of the day?! such a middle finger

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Eonzeon

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Seriously that last lvl is BS

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BlackSnapper

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) *has been stuck playing level 22 for an hour* There has GOT to be something wrong with the physics engine of this game. No matter how hard I try, I just can't throw the ammo high enough or far enough to knock this danging castle over.

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jonas15hopper

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) level 20: EASY YEA level 21: WTF 100TH TRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY looks in comments for some type of help......... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Wbusby

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) *finally does something with final shot* *shit's falling apart* *3... 2... 1...*

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JulianJP

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) DUZ WE USE DA BOMBA??? No sir, go in with 3 rocks and take out that metal castle and every one in it. OK! "takes all but one out" NOOOO RETREAAAAT!!!

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TheDuckTowel8888

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) do i haz deh baws skillz or is it just luck that i beat level 20 by throwing one tiny rock :P and i played that same level agen using the bomb and i lost sooo the starter rock is more powerful than the bomb???

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TheDuckTowel8888

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) as the tiny rock slowly touches the kings Cape he explodes into a puddle of blood

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TheDuckTowel8888

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Your Side: Were At The Most Deadliest War Ever And Im Going To Give You 5 Tiny Rocks... Enemy Side: THE ENEMIES HERE but I have A PLAN! Lets Not Attack At All And Wait For Out Death! Best Plan Ever!

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darklordpx

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) this is not a medium badge, its an impossible badge in disguise -.-

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Dusky1995

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Can't even pass level one. Woo.

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TheDuckTowel8888

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) *Gets To Level 23* i need to go to bed... *Wakes up and plays* *I Press Continue And Somehow Start From Level 1* oooook???... *I Finish Level And Look At Progress* FREAKING WORST SAVE THINGY EVER!!!! I ALMOST GOT THE BADGE BUT NOOO... THE FREAKIN GAME HAS TO DELETE MY PROGRESS!!!!! I HATE THIS GAME SOO MUCH

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1478623590

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Not being able to reset when you fire the last shot until it waits for a few seconds and judges you obviously unsuccessful is a slight oversight

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