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donut25

Nov. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) king:put my daughter in the open her fat ass will deflect the stones

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XspraypaintX

Sep. 05, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) if anyone is having trouble beating this all you have to do is rapidly concentrate your fire in one spot (dont wait to see what happened to ur last shot) and find the right kind of ammo to use. i beat all levels fairly easy with 3 tries on two levels.for the last level concentrate ur fire with triple bomb about in the middle of the fortress the bombs will spread out and hit 2 or three parts of the castle but takes a few more tries.

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jatjr32

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Thanks for not allowing me to restart, so that you can call me a failure. Real adult of you.

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jambaree

May. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) the laws of physics dont apply to this game

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LtBlaze

Feb. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) There could have been so many ways to use the different stones. It's really disappointing that they were only used to remove any kind of difficulty from the game.

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Adjamoe

Apr. 12, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I'm beginning to get the feeling that some of these kings are suicidal, positioning themselves in front of spikes and on top of highly unbalanced towers xD

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TheDuckTowel8888

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) as the tiny rock slowly touches the kings Cape he explodes into a puddle of blood

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TimothyC27

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Fires bomb. Bomb slightly shakes building. Guard tips over from tiny shake. Falls into king. You win!

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PO0KyBear

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "you may now build many castles on this plot of land" builds a seemingly awesome defendable castle tests it explodes before i even throw anything at it realizes i'm going to die in a poor built castle like the rest "nooo!" :'(

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imelman1

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Fires bombs at last castle and loses-Oh,i try again. Loses 15 times in a row-How i can destroy this castle? Another 25 times-HOW?. 5 times later after concetrating fire in the middle of castle-Ok... Wins the level-Finally! An badge!.

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Sakgeres

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) The first 22 levels took me 20mins. The last 2 levels took me 40mins.

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MarkCanley

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Takes way too long to restart on the last shot, if you know you're going to fail. It's like if there was a 10 second lecture about the Kubler-Ross model of grief every time you lose at the slot machines.

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Riser28

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) 3..2...1 yay they are all dead...you are a royal failure?!? 12/12 killed but eh died too slow.

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Loketta

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Doing the same level in exactly the same way 40 times. Works the 41st time because reasons. While I'm pretty sure Einstein just insulted me, this game isn't a physics game, its an infuriating RNG machine.

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ThorM1

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This game makes me feel sorry for anyone who has ever had to use a trebuchet.

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Popelmaus

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I loved the first levels but hated the rest. It starts to be pure luck. You just try the same over and over again and finally you win with the first shot. But then nobody cares if you do it in 1 or 5 shots...

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Sakgeres

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) And nothing happens when a bomb bigger than their heads explodes in front of them -.-

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gambel

Mar. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) 3 large stones solve every problem you`ll ever encounter!

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istillcantknow

Apr. 03, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Aah! The floor lifted up! I fall!

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PajjamaSam

Feb. 21, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) XD On level 13 I got a large stone stuck on top of the castle, and on the second shot the stone pushed the other stone in the middle and it fell on the queen's/princess's head.

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Alkawi

Jan. 02, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) this moment when you fire the last stone, realise that it will not do it and than you remember that you'll have to wait until the timer has run out...

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IamPotato

Aug. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) F*ck angry birds! This is the shit!

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Louiezed

Jan. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Captain of the Guard: The castel is perfect sir this thing could hold out to an earthquake. King: what about a peble? Captain of the Guard:......crap

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Totaking

Dec. 11, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) So, I hit the head of a knight with a bomb, and the two guards who are at his sides die and he survives? What class of armour did knights wear in that age...?

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needo2

Aug. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) medium ? MEDIUM ??? are you out of your *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeep* mind it takes AEONS to pass level 24

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helihead

Aug. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) rolf...XD love the sound when they die

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fordikon

Nov. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Angry birds is a rip off of Crush the Castle

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UeberBob

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) The timer on the last shot is rather frustrating. It cost me more than one success when the last person was about to die then it timed out and called me a failure. Why not wait till everything stops moving, like the first four shots?

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TimmyWood15

Apr. 02, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) *gets kicked in the head by a fellow soldier* *drops dead*

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johnokyeh

Apr. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) French Soldier: Shall we make sure the castles falls after the last ball sir? French General: No we run like cowards!!

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valjean76

Oct. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Cracked.com brought me back to this!

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OlivierB1

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Way too random, not enough player skill. I just end up firing repeatedly until events miraculously conspire to have the debris fall in the exact correct way that allows me to kill that one last guy in a metal bunker at the very edge of my range.

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stormfall123

Dec. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) lets make it so that the bomb explodes by hitting the tower not the ground

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Anonymouse123e

Jun. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) HAHA my bomb hit my trebuchet and it broke....hah...

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CelticDragon82

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Most useless bombs ever. And why for the love of all that is holy can I not reset after I make my last shot? If it's painfully obvious I've failed, it's just extra frustrating to have to wait.

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djbutternaut

Jun. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) *Wooble Wobble* AAAAAUGH!!!

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Ralphhero

Jul. 25, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) wow builder made building that are crushable by small rock and touching it will kill you

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Tomas77

Mar. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Brotip: do not wait until shot land, shoot fast triple expliseve after another to sway the castle :)

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Gamerpwnage50

Sep. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *Playing with the armour games pre-loader* Oh wait, theres a game here

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Brainiac4549

Jun. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) not being able to retry after failing is just stupid, you have to wait in agony for that stupid little timer to tick down. pathetic

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tetos1995

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) HEY stop mentioning angry birds u shouldn't compare games with each other....angry birds is about some angry birds who try to kill those green things and not destroying castles....this is called crush the castle not angry siege so the purpose of the game is to crush castles....however this is before angry birds

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emky

Jun. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) King: Did my wife just get hit by a giant rock? Knight: Yes sir. King: Well shouldn't we run instead of standing here? Knight: Yes but wheres the fun in that? Princess: Daaaaaaady. Some jerk with a bolder destroyed my bedroom. Lets leave King: Now sweet ems dady is trying to think...OH GOSH A GIANT BOLDER!!!

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equinox666

Jun. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lvl 24 is a bitch

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aegon1

Jun. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) when the king falls really fast he will bounce

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happiner

Mar. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) they all died but i lost???

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Recruitsoldier

Jan. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) S'wait, you can get killed by a person falling on you, but you can survive a huge rock landing squarely on your head?

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Fadedflash

Feb. 04, 2021

Under rating threshold (show) this is fun

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plug40

Jan. 18, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) It tried to beat the last level 30 times and that princess never dies, ffs. Then my friend comes along and beats in one shot. This game must be based on luck...

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JoshuaE131

Jan. 05, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Hey, OWS1218! The last level was the hardest, not "pretty easy". That d*** princess kept getting protected by the rubble! But when I did finally get it, I did it 1 shot, so I guess...

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patcat94

Feb. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I would love to be able to reset the map after launching for the last time, It can be a pain to have to wait.

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