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I just made a castle in which the princess fell from the top of the screen on to a spike, in revenge for level 24. She didn't die.
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If you're having trouble battering down a castle, keep firing away as fast as possible with 3 stone clusters while the walls are still shaking from your last shot.
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i love how it makes you wait 3 sec. just to show you that you lost. and how it starts counting before it all the parts stop moving when you do have a chance at winning.
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You gotta love Kongregate's version of "Physics". :) Ya got Roadkill Revenge, where the physics themselves give an almost completely random result every turn. Ya got 99 Bricks & Super Stacker, where the stack of what is supposed to be SOLID objects bounces up and down like it's made of jelly. And here ya got Crush the Castle, where buildings can safely wobble on 2 x 4's and pieces of wood and stone get hit with BOMBS and still stay in one piece. :D
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King: You did it! you crushed all the castles! You're a royal success.
Me: No. The enemy buliders are just royal idiots.
King: Oh.
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Ow man, how badly designed is that last castle... Really pure luck to get rid of it. Glad the second opus came out much improved !
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knight: sir, are castle was destroyed King: WHAT?! HOW?! knight: some dude with a catapult shot a pebble at up King: WHAT HOW IS THAT POSSABLE THAT CASTLE HAD OVER 3000 BLOCKS knight: yes but my friend put it on his head
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Engineer: "General, I'm afraid we lost the war"
General: "But didn't we kill the King, queen and all their knights?"
Engineer: "Yes, but there's a servant buried under the rubble of their castle."
General: "Curses!"
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Well, this game is all about doing the same excat thing over and over until a failure magically becomes a success. I've had more fun with diarrhea than with this game. Had it not been a daily badge...
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Lookout: There is a trebuchet trying to destroy the castle. the west side of the castle is completely destroyed and 4 people have already been killed. What should we do? King: Just have everybody stand where they are and wait. Don't fight back. The enemy will run out of ammo and retreat.
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Knight: "Sir, we need to evacuate. The enemy is going to demolish our castle" King: "Let's wait and see if they really are"
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King - "Okay, you're going to take down all the castles ni the land" ME - "Yes sir, I'll go get my trebuchet, and a squadron of men to attack the--" King - "NO! Only use the trebuchet" Me - "Oh, uh, okay. I'll get the explo--" King - "NO, you can't use those until later" ME - "Well, okay, I'll get the thousands of roc--" King - "NOO, only use 5 per castle!! Now go, and destroy those castles!" ME - "...I don't want to anymore..."
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"We've destroyed the castle, killed the King, the Queen, the Princess and all the soldiers. No, wait!! OMG there's one guy left alive underneath the rubble - RETREAT!!!"
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"Ok, we managed to hold him off, but out of the 20 of us, we 3 are the only ones left. maybe we should find a better castle design before he comes back?" "Naaaaahh."
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Sir, we are almost out of spare kings and queens, I think we might want to make a castle that actually lets us fight back against the enemy.
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if anyone is having trouble beating this all you have to do is rapidly concentrate your fire in one spot (dont wait to see what happened to ur last shot) and find the right kind of ammo to use. i beat all levels fairly easy with 3 tries on two levels.for the last level concentrate ur fire with triple bomb about in the middle of the fortress the bombs will spread out and hit 2 or three parts of the castle but takes a few more tries.
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There could have been so many ways to use the different stones. It's really disappointing that they were only used to remove any kind of difficulty from the game.
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I'm beginning to get the feeling that some of these kings are suicidal, positioning themselves in front of spikes and on top of highly unbalanced towers xD
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"you may now build many castles on this plot of land" builds a seemingly awesome defendable castle tests it explodes before i even throw anything at it realizes i'm going to die in a poor built castle like the rest "nooo!" :'(
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Fires bombs at last castle and loses-Oh,i try again. Loses 15 times in a row-How i can destroy this castle? Another 25 times-HOW?. 5 times later after concetrating fire in the middle of castle-Ok... Wins the level-Finally! An badge!.
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Takes way too long to restart on the last shot, if you know you're going to fail. It's like if there was a 10 second lecture about the Kubler-Ross model of grief every time you lose at the slot machines.
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Doing the same level in exactly the same way 40 times. Works the 41st time because reasons. While I'm pretty sure Einstein just insulted me, this game isn't a physics game, its an infuriating RNG machine.
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I loved the first levels but hated the rest. It starts to be pure luck. You just try the same over and over again and finally you win with the first shot. But then nobody cares if you do it in 1 or 5 shots...