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keto100, you can refresh. The only time you can't is after the last shot is fired and is unsuccessful. It's annoying that you can't refresh then too, but that is the way the game was designed for some reason. The refresh button does actually work as intended.
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Soldier: What shall be build the castle out of king?
King: Lets provide some ultimate security and build out of the worst wood we can find, deal?
Soldier: Deal, so what shall we do then.....OH NO WE ARE BEING ATTACKED!
King: Oh don't worry all we need to do is watch.
Soldier: Great idea king!
Gets killed by stones.
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King: They have no soldiers so lets hide in the complete open castle so we get killed by the trebuchet! Soldier: Great idea sir!.
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French Soldier: Shall we make sure the castles falls after the last ball sir?
French General: No we run like cowards!!
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builder: ''how do you want this castle built?'' king: ''I want it to be built so that i am locked into a room without a door and then the 2 upper floors lock in guards.''
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I tried waiting for the castle to stop moving and then shot, the bombs didnt explode in mid-air and i cleard castle 22 in a couple of tries, (finally after fifty attempts of royal failure..)
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"general, we just recieved a new type of weapon far superior to our old ones" - "what could possibly be better than a rock?" - "three rocks tied together" *gasp*"impossible!!"
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"Sir, the enemy is right outside our castle. What do you propose we do?" "We stand still until they either topple us, or run out of stone." "Good idea sir!"
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Sir, we are almost out of spare kings and queens, I think we might want to make a castle that actually lets us fight back against the enemy.
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kings " i want a castle built with nothing but spikes and i only want a floor "
builder " sir dont you think thats dangrous "
kings "nonsense it is fine "
5 days later
"ah my castle is finished now i will go inside."
queen" honny your dead."
the builder mischieveously laghs mowahahay
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on the last castle, if i could just send one of my troops to run up and shank the princess would that count? I seriously doubt she has combat training.
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"We've destroyed the castle, killed the King, the Queen, the Princess and all the soldiers. No, wait!! OMG there's one guy left alive underneath the rubble - RETREAT!!!"
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knight: sir, are castle was destroyed King: WHAT?! HOW?! knight: some dude with a catapult shot a pebble at up King: WHAT HOW IS THAT POSSABLE THAT CASTLE HAD OVER 3000 BLOCKS knight: yes but my friend put it on his head