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"Sir, please, I just got this huge piece of wood in my skull..." "Okie-dokie! Here! Have this whiskey! *pours 14 full glasses of whiskey*" "Thank you sir, but I don't think I need-" "Hush! Now, I'm going to open your head and pour alchohol directly on the wound." "WHAT?! NO- AAAAUUUGH" "Hush! Stop making the screen lag! Now, I've removed the wood, now I'm going to push your skull back together." "*moans in agony*" "Quiet! Now I've got to put cotton in your head and sew this piece of leather back on." "Why are you sewing on my hea-" "QUIET! Now, to pour alchohol in every one of these specifically deep wounds..." "*crying*" "Now let's pour some hot wax in them!" MISSION COMPLETE
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Xenotech, that's not 100 seconds... That's the patients health. Keep them close to 100% drunk at all times and you pretty much have infinite time. lol
It's VERY possible and VERY easy to complete once you actually TRY to figure out why the health bar goes fast at the beginning and slows down when drunk...
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My saw keeps lagging when I am trying to cut my leg off... So Im sitting there mashing my spacebar and drinking whiskey.... Sounds like Im Irish
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on my first try, on the guy with the stick in his head, i tried to move the shrapnal and imediatly failed the mission. at firs ti was like 'wtf?!' but then i tought' oh yeah. hmm, probably should'nt have jabbed it further into his head.'
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Do you have the will to live? "Yes" Then prove it... *wake up on the floor naked with a huge piece of wood sticking out of your leg* "I need a drink"
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Guy: I just got shot in the leg! Someone help me!!!
Random bystander: Is anyone a doctor?
Me: Don't worry guys, I completed all the levels in Dark Cut 2, I got this.
*Everyone runs away*
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Weird how you just don't chug your whiskey but rather politely use a shot glass. So calm and collected considering the huge freaking thing in your leg.
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So many surgeon games. Surgeon Simulator, Dark cut and Amateur Surgeon. All of these games tell me how I can become a doctor and kill patients.
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you think alchohol hurts? try pouring hydrogen dioxide into an open wound; you'll sing like a canary. high pitched i mean!
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oh, ok, so i squished all the maggots with these tweesers, cut open your skin, and stabbed you with a syringe. but luckily you didnt feel a thing because you drank 5 gallons of whiskey. now all there is to do is bandage you up... wait!! hold on, just hang tight, ive gotta rip some stuff outta my leg. ok, now your free to go. WTF!!!
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Now, why dose this masterpiece not have badges? I mean for crying out loud, there are achievements in this game, I would like badges for them!
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"Ok, now I am going to remove the maggot infestation in your leg. By remove of course, I mean just squish them all up in your leg." How does that make sense?
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When I was young I got a deep cut on my leg, and my parents put some alcohol on it. I can confirm with experience that alcohol on an open wound hurts more than anything/
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When performing a self-amputation, I really don't think I'd take the time to pour the whiskey into individual glasses before drinking it.
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It's better than the first so why has it not got any badges for example you could have one to complete it and another to get all in game achievements rate this comment + to keep it alive!