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Flash37

Aug. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir, please, I just got this huge piece of wood in my skull..." "Okie-dokie! Here! Have this whiskey! *pours 14 full glasses of whiskey*" "Thank you sir, but I don't think I need-" "Hush! Now, I'm going to open your head and pour alchohol directly on the wound." "WHAT?! NO- AAAAUUUGH" "Hush! Stop making the screen lag! Now, I've removed the wood, now I'm going to push your skull back together." "*moans in agony*" "Quiet! Now I've got to put cotton in your head and sew this piece of leather back on." "Why are you sewing on my hea-" "QUIET! Now, to pour alchohol in every one of these specifically deep wounds..." "*crying*" "Now let's pour some hot wax in them!" MISSION COMPLETE

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fiskmarmelad

Jun. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Damn... my patient died... well, lets try this again :D" is that what the doctors think?

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SilverTalon

Jun. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Xenotech, that's not 100 seconds... That's the patients health. Keep them close to 100% drunk at all times and you pretty much have infinite time. lol It's VERY possible and VERY easy to complete once you actually TRY to figure out why the health bar goes fast at the beginning and slows down when drunk...

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Gvertigo

Aug. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) + if u think pouring achohol directly on a open wound would hurt like f@#$

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daveee97

May. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) LOL the soundtrack is the same as in "toss the turtle"

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thestuff

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) My saw keeps lagging when I am trying to cut my leg off... So Im sitting there mashing my spacebar and drinking whiskey.... Sounds like Im Irish

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erichw9

Feb. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) on my first try, on the guy with the stick in his head, i tried to move the shrapnal and imediatly failed the mission. at firs ti was like 'wtf?!' but then i tought' oh yeah. hmm, probably should'nt have jabbed it further into his head.'

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BR00TALT0AST

Jan. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Do you have the will to live? "Yes" Then prove it... *wake up on the floor naked with a huge piece of wood sticking out of your leg* "I need a drink"

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EverEagle

Dec. 12, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Guy: I just got shot in the leg! Someone help me!!! Random bystander: Is anyone a doctor? Me: Don't worry guys, I completed all the levels in Dark Cut 2, I got this. *Everyone runs away*

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UpAlwaysIn

Nov. 03, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Weird how you just don't chug your whiskey but rather politely use a shot glass. So calm and collected considering the huge freaking thing in your leg.

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543219

Jun. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) So many surgeon games. Surgeon Simulator, Dark cut and Amateur Surgeon. All of these games tell me how I can become a doctor and kill patients.

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BadLuckCat

Sep. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Does anyone else find it ironic that the whiskey brand used is called "Deathwish"?

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boomboomk9000

Dec. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) does anyone else have a complete spaz attack with the saw when they're trying to cut their leg off? -_-

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baron53

Aug. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) all these patients probably died later from liver failure

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Coolborn

Jun. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Do you want to live, if so, DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK SPAM THE SPACEBAR, DRINK DRINK!

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Brigadier7899

Jan. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) you think alchohol hurts? try pouring hydrogen dioxide into an open wound; you'll sing like a canary. high pitched i mean!

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MikeTheSpud

Nov. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Stop crying you pansy, you drank like 5 gallons of scotch.

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brittanyl

Mar. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) oh, ok, so i squished all the maggots with these tweesers, cut open your skin, and stabbed you with a syringe. but luckily you didnt feel a thing because you drank 5 gallons of whiskey. now all there is to do is bandage you up... wait!! hold on, just hang tight, ive gotta rip some stuff outta my leg. ok, now your free to go. WTF!!!

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elmoiscoming

Sep. 17, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) DO NOT TRY THESE FIRST-AID METHODS IN REAL LIFE!

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amystery3

Mar. 23, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Why is the game acting meta-OH MY GOD MY LEG

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daxter1233

Nov. 08, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) the saw glitched out

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lirkieses

May. 30, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Weren't maggots used to eat infected flesh?

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americanhetalia

Sep. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "This game is not suitable for kids under 17" Noone in the world has ever followed this rule.

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Xy3a

Dec. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Now, why dose this masterpiece not have badges? I mean for crying out loud, there are achievements in this game, I would like badges for them!

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Sh33p

Feb. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If I'm going to waste time pouring the whisky into a glass, I may as well be decent enough to add some coke and ice.

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EpicFailure1126

Feb. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I remember playing this game when I was younger thinking it was too "scary" xD

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Covert_Panda

Dec. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "Ok, now I am going to remove the maggot infestation in your leg. By remove of course, I mean just squish them all up in your leg." How does that make sense?

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nzjackass

Nov. 01, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) + if you pressed no when it asked if you want to live, just to see what would happen?

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Vackerer

May. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Jmtb02 can make funny elephant games and this scary game.. oh god :D

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n4tth3bug

May. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Note to Self: When it says "purify with alcohol" stop pouring the whiskey into the wound! >.<

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NgocAnhLu

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) there's a bug when i tried to use the saw

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Wafflinator

Jan. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) When I was young I got a deep cut on my leg, and my parents put some alcohol on it. I can confirm with experience that alcohol on an open wound hurts more than anything/

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lapindu56

Nov. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It was so awesome until my saw started to bug in the fourt level. Oh well guess I'll play the third game then >_>

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lathoron

Oct. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) with the 4th surgery the saw keeps bugging for me =/

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Ninji

Jul. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ._. I accidentally shoved the shrapnel even FURTHER into the poor guys skull. Oh well, no more pain for him.

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IAmCody

Jan. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) When performing a self-amputation, I really don't think I'd take the time to pour the whiskey into individual glasses before drinking it.

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Treacle3Toast

Jul. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I have such a hard time with the forceps. If I only knew what it wanted me to do...

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iamdabest245

Jun. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Press space bar to live. *presses space bar so much the file share comes up... dies*

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kirky44

Apr. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) oh goodie i just cut off my own leg but i get a medal! that makes it ok.

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LupineRabbit

Mar. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this is reeeeaaalllly hard to do with a touchpad

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drop_da_world

Dec. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) it looks so real it's kinda scary and gross looking i love it!!

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Harristar

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) How the hell is this a Puzzle game!?

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KittehLover

Sep. 05, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I am stuck at level 4. There is a bug where the saw is stuck in one spot.

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stevecadena

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) awesome click the two in the dark cut

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GyneCOOLogist

Jun. 08, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I got this glitch were the saw keeps shaking.

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eckoraver

Jun. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Here soldier your drunk now take your gun and go join in on the fight again.

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ILoveMyGhosts

Jan. 05, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Forget ''Toss the Turtle," this is the soundtrack to Castle Crashers!

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ilikegames582

Jun. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What's my name you say? Just call me, The Medic. *TF2 theme plays*

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jebus007

Jul. 02, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) It's better than the first so why has it not got any badges for example you could have one to complete it and another to get all in game achievements rate this comment + to keep it alive!

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rdrag

May. 01, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I love the civil war theme. Kudos to jmb.

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