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Guy: I just got shot in the leg! Someone help me!!!
Random bystander: Is anyone a doctor?
Me: Don't worry guys, I completed all the levels in Dark Cut 2, I got this.
*Everyone runs away*
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Weird how you just don't chug your whiskey but rather politely use a shot glass. So calm and collected considering the huge freaking thing in your leg.
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Me: here drink this
Patient: what is it
Me: whiskey. deathwish brand to be specific
Patient: it tastes like sh*t
Me: c'mon, its like doing shots
Patient: alright fine
Me: i'll even do them with you!
Patient: what the f*ck. why are you operating on me? are you even a doctor
Me: nope! now sit down, shut up, and hope we don't kill you!
Patient: .... I guess I should get my affairs in order.
Me: yeah that'd be a good idea
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This game's a little glitchy. In the final sequence, when you use the saw a second time, it will just flail about. It would be nice to fix this.
Thank you.
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"Okay, I've stopped the bleeding and closed up the wound! He's looking pr" THE PATIENT IS DEAD! "Of what?" "His wound hadn't been purified!!"
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When I first played this, it took me time to realize that the key to winning the first three levels is to keep the patient 100% drunk, which slows down the patient's health, and makes things easier and less frustrating. In the 4th level, you just need keep your "will to live" from dropping to 0.
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The best part of this game, that any game maker could incorporate: "no one is making you play this game" Good game tho!
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So many surgeon games. Surgeon Simulator, Dark cut and Amateur Surgeon. All of these games tell me how I can become a doctor and kill patients.
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Patient: AUUUGH!!! MY LEG!!! Doctor: oh...don't be such a baby, bones grow back you know. ( turns to union general Meade) Doctor: (whispers) no they don't.
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My grandma said when she was a little girl, her great grandfather told her that he fought in the Civil War. i looked him up on ancestry.com and found out he was wounded in the eye.
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It is actually true that this game has realistic surgical procedures. Back then when those surgeries were effected surgeons had to sedate their vict... patients with whisky.
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Definitely something up. I can't do the self surgery because the saw keeps jumping around and will not cut like it's suppose to. Anyone have any advice?