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Damn you, Wooly! DAMN YOUUUUUUUUU-- I'll get you someday! I'll get ya good! Sh*t-- Why is he so darn big anyways-- What'd he eat, a forbidden fruit from One Piece (anime)?
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Can i turn off some of this stuff flying around my head?
Minoins arent that cool anymore i promise. I can't myself
Help i'm in the spikes! Heeeeeeelp!
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wow. Elephants must love their hats. What i wonder about is, how the hell do those minions have wings? And why do they just use wagons to carry the lazers.
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please change the area 42 i hate it when i'm trying to kill all the monsters but the nudgers comitt suicide my jumping off the platform could it like count as a death or something?
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WOW i have 4 guns 1 flying elephant with a gun and 3 guns with me, i think i will have 5 guns at the same time when i complete another quest for another elephant.
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Wait, so the elephant is willing to put himself in the face of fatal danger just so he can get a $10 hat?! Video game logic........
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The lesson of this game is if something is stolen from you, go on a killing spree to get it back. But, let them stay alive after you've killed thousands of creatures, and let them keep what was stolen for another day. Wat.
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It's rare to see a game that progresses nicely, has lots of places to explore and things to discover, never gets frustrating, has plenty of cathartic enemy-slaying, has a positive message at the end *and* is a ton of fun. Absolutely fantastic game on every level. My only complaints (and they're *very* minor) is that the names are too bunched up on the opening screen and it's too easy to accidentally zap a message; having the text appear instantly would've been better. Aside from that, what can I say...this one's a gem. 5/5
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Really, Really Fun! I like the artwork! The gameplay is smooth! I also love the fact that your items dangle from your leg! 5 Stars