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Lol. I was just starting, I bought one bouncer and a shell got stuck bouncing on it, slowly but surely giving me the 10000x combo.
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I don't know about you guys, but if I had thousands of turtles spewing out of pipes headed right for me, I would beat the heck out of them, too...
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How to beat high scores. Step 1: Get a shell stuck in a bouncing loop. Step 2: Pretend I don't have a computer for 3 weeks. Step 3: Regret my decisions while looking over my electric bill.
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Wow, that's one big combo that's accumulating. *walks away, has something to eat, goes to bed, wakes up the next day and looks at screen* Yup, still going. Maybe I shouldn't have put so many launchers on the floor...
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I love how the comments have so many likes. Gues some people had time to wait for their combo to finish. "Hey look! There are comments down here!"
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this job has no meaning. just use your giant hammer to make turtel shells fall into tons of mines, bussaws and lanchers and then get millions and millions of cash so you can spent it on more bussaws and mines... where do i sign in?
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Guy one:"Pardon me, but when did the turtles become an endangered species?" Hammer guy: "After I hit that 100K combo a couple years back."
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You see, this "business" man is actually a Nintendo worker smashing defunct Koopas to make Goombas from their beat-up now slimy shells. The meat? Ahh don't spread the word out... It's mushroom food. Left this overnight doing 58M in about five hours. Beat that (;
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"This your first day at Turtle Smash inc.?"
"Yes sir"
"Okay well over here we have our patented big hammer, which you will use to smash
these turtles that come out of these here pipes, the more you hit he more money you get
got it?"
"Yes sir but what exactly is the point of this?
"Heck i dont know, but we supply you with a store where you can spend you paycheck on
super dangerous weaponry, which is also pointless... But here is your hammer and have a nice first day here at Turtle Smash inc."
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Okay...so when I begin, I get things like combos of two. I look at the leader boards, and some people got something like 1 billion or 997 million, and I just think that's impossible. Then I buy a few launchers. (Just so you know, they're still going now)
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The first thing I did was buy a boucner... Then I hit ONE turtle and it got STUCK ON THE BOUNCER. It's still going and it's at 9000. >.<
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I still don't understand that turtle shells can survive being blasted by a sentinel, cut by razor blades, bounced by bouncers, and exploded with proximity mines. These turtles could rule the world.
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Guys, seriously. To stop a combo, hit the 'manual timeout' button which appears at the top of the screen, or simply visit the shop. The combo is then turned into money.
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Must the combo counter flash in. In the beginning it's fine, but once you get to the one-hundred-thousands, it becomes slightly seizure inducing.
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Place launchers all across the floor, hit the floor with thy hammer. (Recommended upgrade valve's) And then play some music. (Dubstep, or bass genre's)