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I wonder what game developer just up and thought "I should really make a game featuring a businessman killing invincible turtles."
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To an extent, all you really need to do in order to do well in this game, is simply p many bouncers on the ground that the shells can never stop and let it go for a few hours, months, or years.
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I accidentally created and infinite loop of bouncing turtle shells where the combo has been increasing for the last 4 hours... this game is terrifyingly good
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Just the last sentence of description: "Nothing against turtles, I really like them." Does not seem so if you create a game all about making turtle shells bouncing off launchers and crashing into BUZZSAWs making you think it's all about Turtle Torture like what it's called ten times in 2nd achievement. Poor, poor turtle (shell)s. But it's a nice game :P
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How much money would you earn if you smashed turtles all day into the air.
... ok im in! i just found my future hobby!
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Just checked, it randomly "reset" my combo, so in the big numbers it doesn't say 3,500,000, it just says numbers 1-100, no idea what algorithm. GG.