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If it's from jmtb02, you know it's going to be great. This game didn't have any elephants, which is a bit abnormal for John's games, but it does have elephant facts, which are almost as good. The badge title's are hilarious, also. Didn't expect to see an Anchorman reference on this website.
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Also, the last is bloody impossible without being perfect and having a decent mouse, especially due to the RNG. I had to just run it with all greenlit until I won.
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ALso, what freaking moron sees FOUR semis and a bus going across a long road with no stop light for a mile and thinks, "Gee, I'm going two hundred and I'll cause an accident if I stop, even though I'm far out of their sight...nah, I'll just keep going, I'm sure they'll move out of the way in time." And barrels foward into them!??!?!?
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Last level seemed rather tricky, so I opened up all lights and prayed to the god of traffic...took 6 goes but managed it :D
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This game is LITERALLY impossible on a laptop without a mouse. Maybe if someone thought of that then a game would receive more positive comments. There goes my chance to have Shiny Jack because of this game being tomorrow's Badge of the Day.
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What kind of hell on earth is this place? Every car must be driven by a middle aged asian woman drinking coffie, while talking in the phone and doing their make-up. And the trafficlights must be controlled by an monkey pushing the mouse button random places on a screen...Oh wait a second.
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I don't want to rely on luck but, without keyboard controls, I'm often reduced to working on one or two lights, leaving the rest open and hoping for the best. Kudos to the people who can handle the mouse well enough to play this the way it's intended.
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Interesting concept, but I'm very glad I got this done now, instead of tomorrow for the BOTD. This would have driven me nuts!
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For me level 20 got way easier when i realized 'hey, traffic keeps backing up, why don't i just keep the 2 right lanes green'
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This game would be infinitely amazing if you could control the traffic lights with the number keys (each light gets a key) instead of clicking. 4/5
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Why are mentally retarded, blind, deaf and otherwise completely senseless people allowed to drive cars, and why are people allowed to control traffic lights?
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Finally beat level 20 - every light green and control the close one on the left. This game would be sooo awesome if each light was labeled with a key that toggled it.
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"You caused an accident"?! REALLY?!? Look both ways before going! Stop when you don't have a right away! Its not my fault you died!
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As soon as the area is clear I hit the green button, then a big rig booking down the lane cuts through everything before the cars can even enter the intersection nails every single possible car. FTW
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This is like the current day god, the person who controls the lights, who decides if you are late or not. I like playing god.
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So is it just me or does it seem the drivers without traffic lights in their lanes speed up just because the other lane's traffic light is green. o.o
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Every time it says "You caused an accident" I look at the wreck and think "look what you did... look at what your reckless driving did...