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bloodreaverx7

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I DIDN'T CAUSE THE ACCIDENT THE BLIND DRIVER DID!

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Fillivan

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) uhmmmm if your point was to make better traffic lights.. you failed big time...

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Thedrunktank

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I would hate to be in traffic like this

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A_D1N0SAUR_x

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) See that car?" "LOL NOPE

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tdog7477

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i crashed right after i won the level

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Mariondoe

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) the first time i crashed and it popped up i thought i actually got an achievemnet! XD

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Deraphin

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I HATE TRAFFIC!

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Colin839

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) love how there is no orange light going 80 km/ph STOP!!!

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ClusterBlaster

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I think it needs some cool in-game achievements. Otherwise great idea!

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dragonflamesx45

Oct. 01, 2012

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freeofdeath

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Hey if your the 41st car and you crash, eh. Not my shift.

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Kikadaaf

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) beat level 19 with .36 of a second left. lol

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CommanderJess

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) What ive learned is, i cant be trusted to run traffic lights...

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Cuddlykins

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The only thing i could wish for is "R"-key to restart faster (without using mouse) and maybe keyboard-control for the trafficlights.

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fisharefriends

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) So funny! XD

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Maybeso83

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Everything Eklei said. For me the most fake problem is having to control both directions on a road separately.

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dzaefn

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) @AndrePacheco: yes, and without even a yellow.

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dachancellor

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) WTF level 19...just turned on all greens...and I ran out of time needing 5 more...:(

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TheMouseTrap

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Explain to me this, 1. why is there a light far from the actual intersection? 2. What normal car can take out a semi? 3. Why are all these drivers in such a rush? 4. When did one light next to 4 roads guide every other one?

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Eklei

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I Love Traffic is a frustrating disaster of fake difficulty. There is a reason that controlled intersections in real life are not built this way. Can you imagine if traffic sensors needed to be psychic? "Oh, but that's the challenge!" Yes, and it's a fake challenge. When you're controlling lights only along one axis of an intersection, and the other axis doesn't yield, you have to predict and hope you can get through. Too many semis, a badly timed speeder, or a light arbitrarily distant from the intersection? "You caused an accident!" A sudden influx of traffic on a mysteriously short length of road? "You backed up traffic too much!" Too few cars produced on your road? "You ran out of time!" No. No. No I didn't. Progress in this game is functionally random, disguised with an insulting illusion of agency and corresponding responsibility. Also, there's no level select, no quality setting, and the performance is inexplicably bad. 1/5.

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popowerst

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Good game, albeit a bit hypnotizing at times. (Watch these be actual traffic lights somewhere, and we're causing a shitton of accidents)

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sweetmcjayjay

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) On level 20 I turned all the lights green and just let fate take over.

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drillerk

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Waiting for I Love Traffic 2

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AndrePacheco

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) These Breaks System must be a marvel of engineering. One car driving like crazy and immediately stalls in a red signal 2 meters ahead!

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thecommander15

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) come on car when youre going 5 miles per hour and a semi is stopped right in the middle of the intersection dont hit it

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thecommander15

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) lol the final car that passed the line crashed into three cars but i still won

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vampire796

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I feel like a boss when I beat level 20 without changing the lights more than once!

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timdrie

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I'm so happy this isn't my real job.

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Outcast_Gamer117

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why would the police car with the sirens on stop at the stop light?

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robvw

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) How about putting a nice big number/letter next to each traffic light so you can easily toggle them? Would make the later levels far more doable (I eventually completed the game, but had countless attempts fail just because mousing is too slow/inaccurate).

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Crousmy

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Nice game, 4/5 ! But polar bears aren't really left-handed, that's a myth... sadly.

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Faidonas

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) heh

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steez4treez

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Just spent about 15 min on level 20 and I didn't even get the badge :[

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Bananananananana

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Trying to do this on a laptop is impossible. D:

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chaosdragon0000

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) yes, I think I'm going to stop in the intersection...

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DRPulver

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) oh, yeah, i caused an accident, it wasn't the dickhead doing 135 on a motorcycle through random uncontrolled back-country intersections...loved this crazy game, on 16, 18, and 20, did anyone else just click 'em all green and say "good luck!" ?

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navyair1

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) nice game

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MidnightWerewolf

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I'm glad I'm not a REAL Traffic Light operator!

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Athanar

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) YIELD TO EMERGENCY VEHICLES! D:

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fordmustang1969

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) shit a simi hit a ambulance!

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Drakoner

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) You caused an accident! - Did you know... of course i did! ^^

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Drakoner

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Did you know that cars keep crashing into each other even after the almighty finish screen appears?

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bjjdude

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) who the hell designed the roads?!?

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lerg9

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Out of curiosity, where are these roads?

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mimbox

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Scorrere, scorreree! :D

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damangwchh

Oct. 01, 2012

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shanoo

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) wow, someone got bored during civil engineering class and didn't realize their designs were going to be used in real life situations

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TlalocWotMUD

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) THIS is why humans do not control traffic lights.

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bigem

Oct. 01, 2012

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Vintagenighthwk

Oct. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I promise officer... the light turned green! The other driver should have been paying attention to the road!

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