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wendoom

May. 01, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Why are mentally retarded, blind, deaf and otherwise completely senseless people allowed to drive cars, and why are people allowed to control traffic lights?

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Maybeso83

May. 01, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Finally beat level 20 - every light green and control the close one on the left. This game would be sooo awesome if each light was labeled with a key that toggled it.

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zelda2002

Apr. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "You caused an accident"?! REALLY?!? Look both ways before going! Stop when you don't have a right away! Its not my fault you died!

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Athanius

Apr. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) As soon as the area is clear I hit the green button, then a big rig booking down the lane cuts through everything before the cars can even enter the intersection nails every single possible car. FTW

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Athanius

Apr. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This is like the current day god, the person who controls the lights, who decides if you are late or not. I like playing god.

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Zentos

Apr. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) So is it just me or does it seem the drivers without traffic lights in their lanes speed up just because the other lane's traffic light is green. o.o

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Athanius

Apr. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I just make everything green lighted then just pray. It does not usually work, but sometimes we get lucky.

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Brandonm2016

Apr. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Every time it says "You caused an accident" I look at the wreck and think "look what you did... look at what your reckless driving did...

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handsomemax

Apr. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Level 18, 19, 20 + 2 Semi = Instant Fail

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handsomemax

Apr. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Light changes, people stop immediately. Just like in the real world.

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zene2

Apr. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Do all americans drive like that?

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POPTARTCAT42

Apr. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) yeah, 50 cars in 40 seconds, I'M NOT MAGIC

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Alec901

Apr. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This would be amazing if we could make our own levels! 4.5/5

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legend476

Apr. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) this game suck

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elariat

Apr. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Key board control would make this a bit easier. I suck with my mouse.

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Gantithoren

Apr. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The game of poorly designed intersections and even worse drivers.

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MagicMan3K

Apr. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) How these cars drive reminds me where I live and how these people drive.

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BLamb211

Apr. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I swear, the cars speed up to slam into each other...

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XX22

Apr. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I thought getting the easy badge was hard enough, and they HAD to make the medium badge the BOTD....-.-

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400KrispyKremes

Apr. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Ah, what could be more fun than traffic management? Pretty much anything I guess...

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porkpiepusher

Apr. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I used to love traffic, now I hate it.

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ILIKEPIE151

Apr. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I really wish someone would invent something called "stoplights for the other street"

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radascat

Apr. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) WTF is that Stoplights?

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Zynxbq

Apr. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) To beat the last level I left the two lights on the far right green the whole time and focused on preventing crashes at the first three lights. A semi-truck coming from the left will probably prevent you from winning, you just have to keep trying and eventually you'll get it.

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airbornekeith

Apr. 28, 2014

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airbornekeith

Apr. 28, 2014

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drizard

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) On the last level you have more of a chance to just turn all the lights green than to regulate the traffic because you can only have like 4 cars in a line before it's a problem and makes you restart. but ya just turn all the lights green and keep restarting til it works that's how i did it

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JohnL139

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) How about "I hate traffic" a complete opposite of the game .3.

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leted

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I now no longer look at traffic in the eye when we make love.

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aquajag

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) keyboard controls would sure make the multilight levels easier.

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Shadow1427

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Not my fault the engineers placed the light 2 miles away from the intersection.

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oneormore

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Why are these idiots running into their friends' cars which cost them $5000 or so?

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oneormore

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Without hot keys, this game is nearly impossible, or at least the medium badge should be hard.

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DragonSage2k7

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The windup as a car comes in can throw even the soundest of strategies off after about 3 dozen accidents caused by a semi crawling through the intersection while a cop car comes flying through at the speed of sound. XP

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TBTabby

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Did you know that the only way to win on level 20 is by opening all the gates and relying on blind luck? Did you know that the difficulty in this game is blatantly unfair, constantly flinging situations at me where I either let traffic back up too much or cause an accident? Did you know that this is exactly the wrong kind of difficulty a puzzle game should have? Did you know that a game like this has a better chance of getting the Nobel Prize than of getting a rating higher than one star from me?

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CCCP969

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) if this game had hotkeys for individual traffic lights it would make it much easier, besides in real traffic contol you dont move around a mouse and click icons

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findever

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) this game is ridiculous

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gamemaster29

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) AVGN: AAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PraxisJump

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Did you know that I hate having to choose between a short banjo loop and not getting to hear the game sounds?

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KainXinth

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "*Sittin' at the stop light.* What the hell's wrong with this thing!? It keeps blinking red and green so fast I don't even get to go through!"

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KainXinth

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "You caused an accident!" Uh, at least there's a cop RIGHT BEHIND you to mediate "Well sir, you were driving like a jackass, so you're getting the ticket here."

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narcomanic

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I love that I can still cause an accident AFTER I've finished a level. Oops.

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duckonia

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) how could anyone love traffic after playing this?

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florin1054

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I know it's the point of the game, but gosh these drivers are idiots. Also,some hotkeys should be awesome.

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vovillia

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Medium is an understatement, the badge should be rated impossible

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vovillia

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This is the most disorientating game I have ever played

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ragetoolkit

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) After playing this game, I really feel that I'm going to ace my driver's test tomorrow. Fish in a barrel, son. =)

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RaphaelduCoudray

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) A flat land, no sign of anything to block the views of oncoming traffic yet these cars still come flying out of nowhere at the worst possible time.

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Silb

Apr. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Do the cars ever make turns...?

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Dpando5

Apr. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Make a second game, I enjoyed it

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