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"We have two options. Just let him fall in a pit, or drop bombs on him so he can get across." "The second option sounds much better."
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last boss have good strategy: Laser, laser,laser,laser,laser,lase,shoot 1 rocket,laser,laser,laser,laser.... well u get the point.
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I really try not to be brutal on my game reviews, but this was a terrible experience. Even the FIRST level on adventure mode is annoying. Once I struck EVERY ship, and still didn't make it to the end because there weren't enough enemies. This is in no way an improvement from the first version.
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Dang, not to get bad ratings on this comment but personally I thought it deserved a 1/5 compared to others I've played. Bad quality, too luck based, all that. This could be made a better game, and I await to see the day that happens.
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what the heck is with the last boss? if it's random, game rating goes from 5/5 to 2/5. I'm not someone who rates 1s or 2s at all, but there's nothing I hate more than a boss that, depending on chance, is impossible to beat in some trials...
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It can fall from astronomical heights, but it falls down a small hole and then explodes. But how can it explode? Theres barely any fuel in it.
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I like this game, my only complaint is the last boss not shooting enough missiles and that when in endurance mode, if you combo up so high that you gain two levels it only gives you the upgrade points for the first one.
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Okay, so I got the boss' health down to one last shot, with half a fuel tank left. Then he just lasered me until I got only enough fuel to jump up the ground, then he bombarded me with missiles, maybe it's just to be sure I get annoyed and ragequit.
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The war is over, we lost, and my best friend died while we tried to steal that indestructible tank. In his tombstone, it says, "Here lies Col. Jenkins, killed by a flying tank while on duty". I shed a tear when I try to recall his last message to our group... "Alright, guys, let's do this... LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYY.... BOOM!"
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I do not think there is any more frustrating starting level in a game on this sit than this. I have no idea in my right mind how I beat this game on Newgrounds, but I definitely know I'm not trying another ten times to figure it out. Really, I TRY to refrain from getting pissed and start cussing my head off while playing a game, but I went far beyond that. The virus on my computer that makes the character of any game utilizing the keyboard f*** out and go its own way wherever it wants until I press that button again every ten seconds, literally, coupled with the somehow insanely difficult starting level that I in no way recall from past games made me want to disconnect the keyboard, walk up to the nearest person, and slam it as hard as possible against their face. Screw the medium badge. Sorry for the rant, but MY GOSH, talk about over-reliance on pure luck.
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The only way the IndestructoTank can be destroyed is by itself. I think that sends out some kinda message or something....
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I finally beat the last level of the adventure mode after roughly 20 tries... and I don't feel like I really won but rather that the game's randomly generated sequence of attacks LET me win... 2/5 for frustrating game play based mostly on random consequences.
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Sir,we have invented an indestructible tank that can survive missiles,mines,nukes,laser beams and such.It is TRULY an indestructible tank."Just one thing though"says the general.Yes,Sir?Wait,I know what your going to say general.The fule which can run out in an incredibly fricken short time.Right?No.Is there an ice problem for if it goes too far in space?No,Sir.And what fuel problem?(A missile comes down on them).Send out the indestructo tank!Sir,there is no fuel in there yet.What?!Why didn't you fill it up earlier?!No,we did,it just ran out of fuel so fast.You son of a b-(BOOM!!).
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"SIR they have a indestructable tank!" "Throw everything we have at it! If we drop enough bombs on it, it should blow up!" "Its not blowing up sir..." "Send in more units!"
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Classic mode or enhanced mode: We have finally made a tank which cannot be destroyed. Wow the driver is really good, lets only give him more fuel when he gets a big combo.
Enemy1: Eek they have made an indestructible tank, but it blows up when it runs out of fuel.
Enemy2: How does it get more fuel?
Enemy1: by blowing up our helicopters
Enemy2: send more helicopters!