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For all of you achievement hunters out there, here's a quick guide! (LOOK AT YOUR OWN RISK) 1.) Click on all moving things on the title screen (except for the text) after you've stopped everything from moving on the title screen pay attention to the ocean in the background you should see the Kraken move across the ocean click on it to get your first achievement. 2.) Complete the tutorial WITHOUT using the Kraken 3.) Complete the first island with 4 stars on ALL levels. 4.) Complete the second island with 4 stars on ALL levels. 5.) Complete the final island with 4 stars on ALL levels. 6.) The easiest of all achievements get your first kill. 7.) Complete ALL islands with 4 stars on ALL levels. 8.) Show your kindness to the developer(s) and click MORE GAMES on the title screen. (To get 4 stars on a level DON'T use the Kraken on OR let any enemies touch your treasure). Hope this helped and have a good day <3
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If the developers can’t even figure out how to make separate controls for music and sound effects, they deserve to have their games rated 1/5..
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how many people taught that the kraken was going to be a giant killer squid but it turned out to be a small pink squid
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erm i think i screwd the game.. on wave 2 of the first level, i upgraded 3 cannons to have fire and i suddenly won the level.
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difficulty ramps up way too fast cannons cost too much to be effective by island 2 leaving the only method to win is using kraken spam. take birds out of game, cannon without upgrade is too underpowered 3/5. this game just feels like it was pushed out the door
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great game, basicly pvz, but different elements. and port cannons, differently facing "plants" and "zombies" not to mention--- *someone summons the kraken* let no joyful voice be heard, let no one look up to the sky in hope. and let this day be cursed, by we who ready to wake................... *texts goes up super fast* THE KRAKEN!! *kraken luanches tentacal and pwns everything* that.... audiance: OWNED!
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captain:arr mateys hows the plunderin' going? green pirate: well for starters, we need more cannons. *red pirate shoots normal size cannonball from pistol thats SMALLER than the ball* green pirate: whoa. blue pirate:i wounder..? *blue pirate takes out his missle launcher* green and red pirates: where'd you can a missle launcher? blue pirate: found it on ebay. *blue pirate takes out worlds smallest missle launcher* green: lemme guess. ebay? blue: nope. the island you crashed into last time. green: ah *blue pirate launches a nuke the size 2309128490829038129038 trees* other pirates: DUCK AND COVER!!!! captain: thats nothing! *hes pushes the red button and destroyes the entire island and all its treasure is teleported onto the ship*
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The fast forward button is a neat effect and all... although I am concerned that frequent use of it will cause vision problems :/
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elcome to pirate oil drilling co. we have so much oil were currently using as offer ings to monsters, burning it, and swimming it. have a nice day.
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what the...? on 66k plays?... oh.. well.. ill check the plays on armor games...
888k plays? well, now we know armor games didnt mass advertise this game,
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Let no joyful voice be heard...
Let no man look up at the sky in hope..
And let this day be curse by we who ready to wake.... THE KRAKEN