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Dear Granny,
Please stop flinging our baby on your scooter, because there are floating nachoes in the air and we don't want him to get hurt. Also, please stop conning the store for upgrades with the nachoes.
Yours,
The babys mum
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Having seen the commercial I don't remember the baby being flung 40,000 feet, I guess they really can do a lot with camera angles.
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Why does this baby have an invisible explosive strapped to it, and why does it make it go farther, instead of exploding...?
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Hilariously enough, I had no idea what this game was about. About 5 minutes into playing it, the commercial came on and it made me want to play to the end. Very simplistic but that was one of the things I liked about it.
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You have all been put on a child abuse list by the FBI and any future babies you encounter will be taken in to protective services.
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I'm totally down for launching little prison baby at that bag of Doritos while capturing single Doritos in mid air using its psychic baby-mind powers.
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If your bully is 7.5 miles away. Wouldnt it be better to sit at home in your room crying about being bullied and listening to Justin Bieber. (which was what you got bullied for in the 1st place??!)
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Played through it, all it seems to be is a bland version of a common game. most of it is just waiting for the time to press space bar to set off the secondary throw while watching the screen, plus only one type of item on the field makes the scenery to be very boring. Seems it was just a simple game style made just for advertising with little effort put into it to make it all that interesting.
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sooo... stretch the launch band back a few feet and fly 40,000, then get launched backwards. I wonder how far you go in the other direction?
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"Well, time to start up that BIIIIIIIIIIIIG project due tomorrow!" me "Ill just get off kongregate real qui-" *sees sling baby* "well shit"
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I dislike that this is one big advertisement, but it was addicting for the 8 minutes it took. wish it was a little longer, and that the strategy wasn't spacespace and wait.
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The Child Protective Services would be all over the motives of sacrificing a baby for a bag of Doritos...but then again Doritos are pretty tasty...
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how in the whole universe he dosent get fat or die? 500,000,000 doritos and no 1/1000 of a pound gained? and even if infinity doritos no death of too much junk food? this baby is just.. i cant describe.
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HOW the heck can you eat that many doritos that fast? i can eat like - 2 in that time while a baby can eat like 50k times faster? just... wow.
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You would think that the baby would have had enough dorritos by then but no. He wants the bully's chips too. Now who's the bully?