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Should really be an easy badge. Played for so long in my first try that i got all badges and am in the Top 100 All-Time Scores.
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Who is choosing which games to badge??? This is a good start but needs money earning and upgrades. So boring. Concept is confusing too. The jumps that give you bonuses seem to have no relation to the actual points you can successfully jump within. Are people throwing bombs at me or just in the background? Should I be trying to avoid them?Who knows. Who cares.
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Very, very few set pieces and not enough to do, really. It's the shame, art and sound were fine (expect for the artificial difficulty of not seeing what I'm doing).
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Randomly uses one of my extra jumps when it should be a regular jump. Also randomly drops me off the platform when the screen is shaky. Feel buggy.
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You could have easily not made this piss poor revision of that rollercoaster game. But you gipped it and somehow made it even harder to control. Blow me.
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This game isn't keyboard only. You need to click "continue" and there's no keyboard shortcut. Also, what is "borsche"? I think the word you're looking for is "borscht".
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This game is glitchy as hell. I'm falling through solid ground, can't jump when I hit the up button, grinding so jaggedly that I actually break through the ground and die...again and again. Interesting concept but crappy execution.
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upgrades would make it something to come back to to play or at least give some of us a chance to do better after working at it for hours.
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buggy as hell. I keep falling through the ground when i grind and it lags so I keep missing jumps. Not a bad concept but needs a LOT of work. (like upgrades!!)
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i like to think this giraffe's neck isn't that long and just beyond the camera view is a giraffe body flopping around with crazy ragdoll effect
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graphics & mute sound buttons, more random map (everything looked the same after awile), obstacles, difficulty settings, but most important upgradesshop for speed (slowmoe? maybe), Jump Height, Number of air jumps and mooore would have me playing it for at least an hour, now less then 5min for achivement and 3 before getting bored. creds for a flying rocket giraffe in soviet, love it!
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This is way too easy. Once you get a feel of the controls there is no way to fall off unless you do it deliberately, and pressing two buttons over and over again with no chance of meaningful failure get very tiresome very fast.
Also, there was no St. Petersburg in the Soviet Union. The city was called Leningrad.
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soldier: sir, we have found a way to win the war!
commander: great! what is it?
soldier: we can make a giraffe taller, much taller!
commander: brilliant! lets get cracking!