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Fun little game I am rather impressed with it. However it gets boring incredibly fast. I hate to say games like these need a good upgrade system however this could have been so amazing with one. Please consider adding one or if you do more including it, it would seriously be a massive help to a good game. 3/5
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High scores show a person's ability to combat the game's repetitiveness rather than showing a player's skill. Not a bad game, just got bored after around 10 minutes.
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upgrades would make it something to come back to to play or at least give some of us a chance to do better after working at it for hours.
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I love launch games but with no upgrades and when Im forced to use keyboard but cant continue with it... not much forethought.2/5
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The game gets really laggy because even though I jump early, it marks me as missing the jump and I slide off the cliff
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Indestructible giraffe neck that only dies if it touches the ground? That right there should be the only military vehicle!
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Now make it into an *actual* game.
What is my goal? What is the purpose? What is my reward? Where are the surprises? Why does the level loop? What do I even improve in?
All questions an actual game should have no problem answering.
It has potential though. The idea is there. But you’re Armor. You’re not novices anymore. How did you even release this “game”?
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Man that Giraffe sure is tough. He got his head strapped to a jet pack, he broke through more walls than you could count, he goes so fast that he lights himself on fire... on snow, and he has almost drowned more than a thousand times. Yet he just pulls his head back in, wiggles his ears, and goes again and again and again with that look of determination on his face.
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Our Communist Comrade Girapphe will be buried near the tombs of others heroes of the Soviet Russia,like Laika,Gagarin and Lenin.For Soviet Russia!
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Staring at this giraffe with it's head stuck in this metal shit makes me sad; knowing I'm going to launch his skull into kingdom come makes me question everything about myself.
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*meanwhile at ArmorGames* Boss, the entire staff has reported ill. They suddenly suffered from epilepsy, the cause is yet unknown. But why don't you try or newest creation? It's called Soviet Rocket Giraffe. It seemed too easy at first but our standard solution to that is to spam the screen with cunfusingly dazzling apocalyptic visuals from hell that are so fast the player will never identify them exactly. Sounds cool huh?
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Badge help: Hold the down arrow to grind for most of the time you're on the ground, until you start moving too quickly to bother. Also, start out trying to get Perfect scores on the jumps (how close you are to the line without passing it), but when it gets to be too fast just worry about making it to the next platform. The gauge at the bottom left shows how many rocket bursts you can use while in the air (double jumps), so use them if you miss a platform to get back on.
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The name and the intro screen got me interested and raised my expectations, but the game didn't live up to them. Once you've reached top speed, the whole game is identical and ceases to provide any sort of challenge