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Fun little game I am rather impressed with it. However it gets boring incredibly fast. I hate to say games like these need a good upgrade system however this could have been so amazing with one. Please consider adding one or if you do more including it, it would seriously be a massive help to a good game. 3/5
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Just saying what is the point of this game. No upgrades, can't control, no instructions.
I have literally no idea what I'm doing in this game.
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In 1950 there were no Saint Petersburg in Soviet Russia, the city was renamed to Leningrad after Lenin's death in 1924.
Hmm, I wonder if this game really needs a fact check...
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i got to 1.5mil on my first try before i decided to give up to see if there was upgrades. there wasn't. it's a bit too easy...
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Walkthrough: Grind until you have 5 "double jumps." Then hold up. If you ever see that the ice is higher than your giraffe, use a double jump and get to the ground as soon as you can. Grind more until you have all 5 again. Repeat.
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General:Private,status report. Private: Well,how do I explain this...do you remember that Soviet Lab? General:Yes.Why? Private:They seem to have..launched...a..giraffe through the wall of the lab. General:MOTHER OF GOD!...Send the nukes.... Private:but sir,it is just a- General: THATS AN ORDER!
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There are two angry men and a mentally unstable man. Why is the mentally unstable man allowed to operate the giraffe's launching sequence?
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I could make some Soviet, Nazi or North Korea jokes, but I'm not putin up with this. I don't feel quite reich today, I guess I'm just a bit il.
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If you are having trouble: To get badge, always be grinding. Don't try for perfect jumps, but jump a little sooner to get the goods and greats and keep your jump combo going. Save all the extra jumps for when you mess up, usually if you use them you can manage to get back on a platform.
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Sheesh, *another* one of these games where I'm constantly out of control and missing landing points, even worse in this case because one misstep and it's over? (No, not going for the badge. I know better by now.) I mean, at least *Cannabalt*...mmm, actually, come to think of it, I never liked Cannabalt all that much either. Look, I like a quickie game as much as the next guy, but c'mon...five minutes. That's not too much to ask. 2/5
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I like the music. Game is fun for a little bit. I think the key is finding the right grind pace, only hit down so many times until you're up to pace, then just jumping away. I hit like 13 million, then I hit a bug where every time I jumped from land, it thought I was air jumping. So all my air jumps used up, I died soon after.
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All of the look and whimsy of a fun jmtb02 game, but none of the interesting gameplay. The hardest part of the game is focusing on the platforms when all of the crap is flying around to distract you.