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Staring at this giraffe with it's head stuck in this metal shit makes me sad; knowing I'm going to launch his skull into kingdom come makes me question everything about myself.
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To get the badge Use both hands. Personally used my left hand on the S key and right on the Up key. Grind every surface and dont worry about hitting the jumps at perfect timing, just make sure you land well. As you start getting over the 800k mark start focusing on double jumps and ignore grinding unless you need to land fast to hit the end of a runway. Good game btw, hoping for a sequel with some upgrades cuz i'm that kind of junky:)
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It is an alright game but all it ends up being is see who can go the longest high score kind of game. I would like to see some mini bosses at certain distances, since how is the giraffe helping them if he is not taking out any mini bosses. keep up the good work.
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I hope that the game wasn't make for the politic situation between Russia vs USA/Ukraine/Europe... It would be nice to lets out all the politics out from Kongregate
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Fun little game I am rather impressed with it. However it gets boring incredibly fast. I hate to say games like these need a good upgrade system however this could have been so amazing with one. Please consider adding one or if you do more including it, it would seriously be a massive help to a good game. 3/5
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Just saying what is the point of this game. No upgrades, can't control, no instructions.
I have literally no idea what I'm doing in this game.
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In 1950 there were no Saint Petersburg in Soviet Russia, the city was renamed to Leningrad after Lenin's death in 1924.
Hmm, I wonder if this game really needs a fact check...
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i got to 1.5mil on my first try before i decided to give up to see if there was upgrades. there wasn't. it's a bit too easy...
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Walkthrough: Grind until you have 5 "double jumps." Then hold up. If you ever see that the ice is higher than your giraffe, use a double jump and get to the ground as soon as you can. Grind more until you have all 5 again. Repeat.
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General:Private,status report. Private: Well,how do I explain this...do you remember that Soviet Lab? General:Yes.Why? Private:They seem to have..launched...a..giraffe through the wall of the lab. General:MOTHER OF GOD!...Send the nukes.... Private:but sir,it is just a- General: THATS AN ORDER!
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There are two angry men and a mentally unstable man. Why is the mentally unstable man allowed to operate the giraffe's launching sequence?
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I could make some Soviet, Nazi or North Korea jokes, but I'm not putin up with this. I don't feel quite reich today, I guess I'm just a bit il.