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at america, a month ago:
Soldier: Commander, lets strecth a snake with rockets to wipe out Soviets.
Commander: Dats the stupidiest thing I heard.
1 moth later Soviets wipes America out
Commander: Oh shi...
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Nicely polished, good graphics, cute animations, and simple controls. I really like this, but the game-play reeks of Robot Unicorn Attack. That's okay, since the concept is really cute and original, but it's something I noticed.
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As much as a liked the art, music, and title, the game itself was really buggy and without much challenge. I died really early the first two attempts I made, and then I got 10 million on the third try. I expect more polish out of a jmtb02 game.
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You know, launching giraffes with an infinitely stretchable neck by attached rockets out of a Soviet Russian military base is why we can't have nice things.
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Wooow...Dude i heve 14,498,572 score!!! It's crazy!5/5.I wants to have the giraffe! sit down at her and I go to the army: P
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This is the break through in hitech animal equipment its a shame the u.s Army hasnt used there common sence and turned this brillient idea into reality yet
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u should be able to like have upgrades like for the rockets or like get upgrades that let u glide farther or jump higher
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It gets boring after about 2m. And it's easy enough for me to get over 4m on my first try. Upgrades and obstacles would make it more interesting
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its not that i cant get high in the leaderboards, but unlike some people i dont have the patience to do this for an hour straight!