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"Ok guys, we have 2 weeks to make a new super weapon what have we got?"
"Umm... Why not make a super giraffe with a rocket attached to it's head, but also it's neck is of infinite length. While we are at it it should grind on ice and fly through the battlefield"
"That... is PERFECT!"
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"uh, sir, UFO headed our way" "kinda looks liek a girraffe." "it has rockets." "..." "..." "LET'S SHOOT IT OUT OF THEY SKY!!!!!111!1!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!1!!1111!!!!!!"
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@rygarfan: I have a life :P
I'm a normal guy, but I think this is the easiest game ever and it's boring^^
dont ask me why I spend 3 hours of my life for this game x'D
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Obama: ok as ur american president we will waste money trying to make the longest girrafe.
Russia: OMG AMERICAS DOING WHAT? we r proud rusians and we will beat america.
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"Al in the sky look an unidentified projectile." "Looks like a giraffe." "Huh you're right it kinda does LETS SHOOT IT!"
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got bored after 18,300,768 points and just quit. too addictive. High scores in this game are achieved by patience, s=not so much skill.
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When I first saw this I groaned out loud, "John, can't ya do better than a flying upgrade game?" I clicked on it grudgingly and played. Turns out it was 10/5
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"Experts agree that it was a preventable accident caused by a distracted handler." i was not distracted! i just wanted to beat my own jump score :( 4/5 for the humorous idea, but it does not get noticably harder, it wasnt until the 10 mill point i had to use a double jump to survive...
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The only thing that kept me playing was that I suddenly beat the top score for the week. This game is too easy and the whole high score list seems to me simply a test of endurance rather than skill. Had to kill myself out of boredom. Slight graphical glitches, but they end up looking like nyan cat anyways. I was however happy to see that this wasn't just another upgrade game. 2/5 sorry, just don't see myself ever playing this again
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*meanwhile at ArmorGames* Boss, the entire staff has reported ill. They suddenly suffered from epilepsy, the cause is yet unknown. But why don't you try or newest creation? It's called Soviet Rocket Giraffe. It seemed too easy at first but our standard solution to that is to spam the screen with cunfusingly dazzling apocalyptic visuals from hell that are so fast the player will never identify them exactly. Sounds cool huh?
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Lol when I tried getting a new record for long jump I fell to my death XD. Very nice game too I can't believe that Giraffe can hold for so long from one place to another. 5/5 rating :D
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Today military police discovered the remains of the missing giraffe experiment that shot out of a building at a high velocity,
overcoming a solid wall and drawing heavy fire. Esperts on site are unsure what caused the explosion as the animal was under heavy
restraint and had no real way of exitting on its own.
ITS A SOVIET GIRAFFE, NOT A NORMAL ONE, SOVIET GIRAFFES ARE THE REAL WAY OF LIFE.
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I think it's interesting what this game tells me about Americans stereotypes about Soviet... Anyway, this game is AWESOME, and need badges NOW! :D
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@ neowizard- grow up. it's not making fun of anything. how many animal war experiment videos have you seen where they strap rockets to animals necks? chill out, enjoy life, hater.
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Not much of an idea, not too great of an execution and to top that, makes fun of a the sad subject of animal war experiments. A complete dud.