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Pretty good game, i like the fact that its neck goes on forever, but needs upgrades like higher jumps or endurance where you can put obstacles in the game that you need to jump over, or new tricks besides jumping and grinding. Overall a good game 5/5.
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in soviet Russia, giraffe rockets you? no.... rocket you giraffes? hm.... rockets giraffe the Russians? Darn! stupid jokes are harder to make than they look XD!
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So now he's smoked enough pot that he's gone from elephants with lazers to giraffes with rockets on their necks...What will you think of next?
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I'm off to Russia to film the sequel, Soviet Rocket Crotch Go Go Go! The burns on my dangle shall be well worth the endowment.
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Possibly the most dangerous part of the game is going for a megajump. This has gotten me killed on more than one occasion.
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Am I wrong or this is completly pointless!? Good graphics and environment, but no upgrades =( this game has no longevity this way, but if you create a simple ups system like toss the turtle, flight, learn to fly, you can have a great game about a bouncing animal instead of a flying one, think 'bout it XD
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Your enemy...do you have any points against the game? just you don't like it? You need to give constructive criticisms.
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So, after playing ONE round for about ten minutes and getting 3.1mil points I was like, "Awww yeah, this HAS to be a high score." So I proceeded to check the high scores... High score is 54.8mil..... WHAT?!?!?!
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The only two things I have a problem with are the size of the smallest "island" and the steepness of the "ski jump" because it is quite possible to miss them entirely at higher speeds and loose the jump combo. Might be fixed by letting us see further ahead at higher speeds, but I am not sure.
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Why is everyone asking for upgrades? Does Robot Unicorn Attack need upgrades? I ask because this is the same sort of side-scroller where the only goal is to get a high score.
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At first, I really liked this game. But after playing it a number of times, I'm not sure how I feel about it. I guess I'm not quite getting the point. . . .
I quite enjoyed the music, but I think this game could benefit from it sounding a little bit more "Russian."