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y'know, it looks like everybody around the world is trying to concur in an animal (epic) race: giraffes, penguins, turtles, hedgehogs... I also heard they're training a t-rex using a special party treadmill!
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mine at least is pretty glitchy. I've fallen straight through solid ground at some point the first four times I've played.
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Helicopters, planes, and zeppelins zip past explosive projectiles and over rolling tanks, and a rocket-propelled giraffe makes the cover of the newspaper. Just another slow news day in Russia.
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has no upgrade system, it's too easy and has no feel of progress, you just increasingly get points and you can just jump on forever and never fail. Sorry, I just killed myself after a while cuz I got bored. 2/5
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Very, very few set pieces and not enough to do, really. It's the shame, art and sound were fine (expect for the artificial difficulty of not seeing what I'm doing).
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badge way too easy for a medium. concept B, execution D. just not enough to the game to make it interesting... and the patterns repeat to often, making it silly easy.
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So I open up Kongregate, see "Soviet Rocket Giraffe..." on the front page and think "What the ****? Playing that. Now".
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The game isn't smooth, so it's hard to correctly time jumps, and the UI is slightly cluttered. I like the idea though.
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Who is choosing which games to badge??? This is a good start but needs money earning and upgrades. So boring. Concept is confusing too. The jumps that give you bonuses seem to have no relation to the actual points you can successfully jump within. Are people throwing bombs at me or just in the background? Should I be trying to avoid them?Who knows. Who cares.
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Oh, I forgot to add that the giraffe has a happy face while its sliding through all the chaos with a never ending neck.