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DjuZz

Apr. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I have no idea what I'm doing and BAM medium badge. What?

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d3v01d

Apr. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Why do I have to click to advance to the start then press Up/W to actually start? Should be the same button for quicker replays. Simple.

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d3v01d

Apr. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Could do with upgrades

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winnie_the_jedi

Apr. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Helicopters, planes, and zeppelins zip past explosive projectiles and over rolling tanks, and a rocket-propelled giraffe makes the cover of the newspaper. Just another slow news day in Russia.

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MatrixLegion

Apr. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I can't count how many times i got the "perfect" jump, but fell to my death immediately after it. Like, what the actual f...

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shavera

Apr. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Fall through the level? Sit through boring intermediate screens? No upgrades or incentive to keep playing? awful.

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chaos_fantasy

Apr. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I am disappointed in you, Armor Games. This game is so pitifully easy and simple that the hard part about getting the Medium Badge is trying not to quit out of boredom. The scoring system is cryptic, and between the frequency one receives double-jumps and the monotone landscape with no difficulty curve, there is no challenge factor, heck, no *engagement* factor, to this game. I remember the days when I could come to Kongregate and play a fun new flash game. Those days were last seen when Epic Battle Fantasy 4 was released.

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Sierrajeff

Apr. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) What do you mean "whoops", I missed? I'm not falling to my death, and I landed on the other side. Stupid.

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EnemyNinja

Apr. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I'm sure we are all wondering, "Are his neck bones getting longer or is it some... idk."

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lastext

Apr. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Would need upgrades and a harder badge, i got the badge on first try :/

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AuraChanneler

Apr. 12, 2014

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beeble2003

Apr. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This is pretty poor. The scoring is confusing and the only real difficulty in the gameplay is that it tries to distract you by having things jumping about in the background and, occasionally, things coming across the foreground that obscure your view. Are the military guys supposed to be some sort of enemy? Or are they just a pointless distraction. Basically, what's going on, Ted?

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sod11

Apr. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) too easy too long

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SamuelEarl666

Apr. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Should really be an easy badge. Played for so long in my first try that i got all badges and am in the Top 100 All-Time Scores.

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cezardmc

Apr. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) gooooooooooood

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raylion

Apr. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) randomly falls through the ground all the time -- unplayable

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Incarnadin

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Who is choosing which games to badge??? This is a good start but needs money earning and upgrades. So boring. Concept is confusing too. The jumps that give you bonuses seem to have no relation to the actual points you can successfully jump within. Are people throwing bombs at me or just in the background? Should I be trying to avoid them?Who knows. Who cares.

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warjoke

Apr. 11, 2014

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nagorandi

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i love this game so hilarious although the system & concept is so simple

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Etterra

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Pointless game.

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Jillian

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Very, very few set pieces and not enough to do, really. It's the shame, art and sound were fine (expect for the artificial difficulty of not seeing what I'm doing).

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JSilvis

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) That giraffe is going to need a hell of a chiropractor.

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EricFleet

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Not bad, but without upgrades it gets old fast.

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shakeup

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Randomly uses one of my extra jumps when it should be a regular jump. Also randomly drops me off the platform when the screen is shaky. Feel buggy.

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Blandesquo

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) what just happened?

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EnemyNinja

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) WHERE IS THE MUSIC I MUST HAV

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Deelish

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You could have easily not made this piss poor revision of that rollercoaster game. But you gipped it and somehow made it even harder to control. Blow me.

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Lichice

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Too much crap going on screen. I can't focus on, y'know, actually playing. Disappointment.

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DonaldL24

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This game is awesome!

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dppjr3

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) No upgrades. No fun.

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missuschainsaw

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This game isn't keyboard only. You need to click "continue" and there's no keyboard shortcut. Also, what is "borsche"? I think the word you're looking for is "borscht".

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DarkProphet23

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This game is glitchy as hell. I'm falling through solid ground, can't jump when I hit the up button, grinding so jaggedly that I actually break through the ground and die...again and again. Interesting concept but crappy execution.

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lonelyterrorist

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Just me or does the obvious looking mute button lead you to armorgames..

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Chubafet

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The US is going to massive retaliate with hippo rockets. The Cold War has gone to the battlefield.

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Roninedm

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) RUN AWAY! DON"T BE LURED IN BY THE ZAZZY NAME!

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Charetter115

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Can you add the ability to save achievements and high scores? Every time I leave the page it clears my score.

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WhizKidAthena

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Just wait until those Russians figure out the giraffe is gay.

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vedithastro1

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) so easy badge the tip is to store jumps

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mahsun750

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) when i get out of the building my giraffe directly goes downwards and falls

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katiebugg08

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Why do i go through the platforms?

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Samegerilja

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) At 10 million my finger dozed off.

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cornoth

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) upgrades would make it something to come back to to play or at least give some of us a chance to do better after working at it for hours.

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coolmike13

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) There's no upgrades? Wtf?

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Monkeyboy9000

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I never knew you could feel so badass when being a giraffe with an infinitely long neck and a jetpack...

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TheWarrior88

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 1010759 on my first try. XD Finished this game. Next

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maverickrenegade

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) buggy as hell. I keep falling through the ground when i grind and it lags so I keep missing jumps. Not a bad concept but needs a LOT of work. (like upgrades!!)

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ZzRaikirizZ

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) wtf lol

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daveh873

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 998,948. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....

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EyeRaider

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Thats great! Finally a game that I can play WHILE doing my paperwork :-)

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Sharkhunter

Apr. 11, 2014

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