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I hate the stupid combination of leftwards wind, leftwards that thing 40 mphs fast and leftwards balls... No chance to survive.
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sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard D:
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Best game of 2015 i told my younger sister just watch then all of a sudden dinosaurs wearin top hats crazy party lasers all over da place
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Okay I'm black right. One day I'm jogging and this white lady running faster. Then she sprints into a police station. I was wondering why intill he came out. I ran fast as a black man could go.
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I am on a treadmill going at fifty miles per hour with lasers and spikes trying to kill me. Do you think I care that I may have had infectious saliva?
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First voice inside my head: "Why are you running back and forth on the treadmill just to burn 140ish calories before the first spike ball even gets to you?" Second voice answers: "Because you can really only see the soul-crushing message 'DINOSAUR KILLED BY SPIKE' at 24,948 calories, just once...."