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I am on a treadmill going at fifty miles per hour with lasers and spikes trying to kill me. Do you think I care that I may have had infectious saliva?
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You just won the Tailspin Badge Tailspin (completed) Badge earned Badge Of The Day You received these extras: 5 bonus points
Here’s your new Kongpanion! For earning a Badge of the Day this week, Geneva
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First voice inside my head: "Why are you running back and forth on the treadmill just to burn 140ish calories before the first spike ball even gets to you?" Second voice answers: "Because you can really only see the soul-crushing message 'DINOSAUR KILLED BY SPIKE' at 24,948 calories, just once...."
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Bruh, what were you on when you made this game? You know what, nevermind, just pass me some because that must be some good stuff!
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You invite 13 friends over to an epic party with hats and confetti guns and lights... but one of the friends was the wrong number... a T- Rex that brought over a giant treadmill. Also lasers, did I forget to mention Death Spikes and somehow controls wind with his giant magic wheel. 0.o
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I spun the wheel and it landed on Win the Game, and then it ticked over onto party. Never mind, at least the multi-coloured lights are awesome.