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*Wheel Spin lands on Party+1*
"Sir! We already have a spotlight, disco lights, and flashy lights! There's nothing more we can do!"
"Silence! There's ALWAYS more party avalible. ENGAGE THE PLANETARY FIREWORK BRIDGADE"
"But sir, that would blow up half of the solar system, there can't be a need for that much party..."
"ALWAYS MORE PARTY!"
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DrakorSoulMender, it's a dinosaur running on a treadmill wearing a hat while a wheel spins and either chooses to rain confetti or alter the weather drastically in order to make it harder for the t-rex to avoid spike balls and lasers. Yet you chose to question why getting hit with a spike ball kills you instantly.
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so if you were to jump over a ball covered in spikes as opposed to actually running into it. YOU WON'T DIE. yes it may hurt but this game makes you think "Hey, I'll die if i literally just stub my toe."
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This game isn't hard, the thing that makes this game harder is the F*CKING Reverse Treadmill, the Highest amount of speed that the Treadmill can reach, 36 MPH and my T-Rex is on China because after it jumped, when he lands he's sent literally flying to the right or left with high speed and dies because of the lasers.
4/10
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The "win the game" spot on the board is a cruel cruel mockery.. I know it's not going to land on this spot but I get excited every time it comes close.
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This game is all about life, about the spinwheel of life, the spikes are the obstacles life gives you to succeed. But if you fail, you are punished with death.
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FLASHING LIGHTS 10 ft. TOP HATS SPIKE BALLS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT LAZERS SO CLOSE TO YOUR ASS YOU CAN FEEL THE HEAT, SPOTLIGHTS YOU DIE AND YOU COME TO REALISATION THAT YOU WILL NEVER BEAT THIS GAME, BUT THEN THE SCOREBOARD DESCENDED UPON THE SKY AND YOU SAW THE FOLLOWING NUMBERS 40.267 Calories burned.
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Nearly 3 years of my life given to this T-Rex. I spent hours putting him through his paces. I worked him hard and he never reached the 25,000 calories required. I lost hope. I even retired as his trainer only to be called back time and again. I told him "No more, you will never burn those calories" After my 6th retirement it was 6 months and he called....."just one last workout please". I told him this would be my final session. We focused our energy in to one giant confetti party with hats galore. I gave him everything I had and he gave 150% and finally after all this time on his final push T-Rex burnt 26,723 calories. He collapsed and gave a final breath happy knowing that he dedicated his life to a worthy cause.