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This game isn't hard, the thing that makes this game harder is the F*CKING Reverse Treadmill, the Highest amount of speed that the Treadmill can reach, 36 MPH and my T-Rex is on China because after it jumped, when he lands he's sent literally flying to the right or left with high speed and dies because of the lasers.
4/10
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The "win the game" spot on the board is a cruel cruel mockery.. I know it's not going to land on this spot but I get excited every time it comes close.
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This game is all about life, about the spinwheel of life, the spikes are the obstacles life gives you to succeed. But if you fail, you are punished with death.
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FLASHING LIGHTS 10 ft. TOP HATS SPIKE BALLS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT LAZERS SO CLOSE TO YOUR ASS YOU CAN FEEL THE HEAT, SPOTLIGHTS YOU DIE AND YOU COME TO REALISATION THAT YOU WILL NEVER BEAT THIS GAME, BUT THEN THE SCOREBOARD DESCENDED UPON THE SKY AND YOU SAW THE FOLLOWING NUMBERS 40.267 Calories burned.
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Nearly 3 years of my life given to this T-Rex. I spent hours putting him through his paces. I worked him hard and he never reached the 25,000 calories required. I lost hope. I even retired as his trainer only to be called back time and again. I told him "No more, you will never burn those calories" After my 6th retirement it was 6 months and he called....."just one last workout please". I told him this would be my final session. We focused our energy in to one giant confetti party with hats galore. I gave him everything I had and he gave 150% and finally after all this time on his final push T-Rex burnt 26,723 calories. He collapsed and gave a final breath happy knowing that he dedicated his life to a worthy cause.
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Graphics that crush Dice, Story that leaves Naughty Dog with cold feet. This game is incredible. Tells a incredibly realistic story of a T-Rex.
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I won the badge!! the trick is when the treadmill sped is around 25.00 mph start spamming jump+left then jump+right it will make you avoid the spikes and avoid collision with the lasers
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For everyone complaining about the medium badge, all you have to do is find the right pace in which to play. I got both badges on the first try, just relax and watch the confetti :D
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i think this achevement may be unfairly irataiting to get
it is a nepic game but maybe make the achevement plausable?
like you could do something over calories burned in total
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It is just a little too dependent on randomness. The medium badge is less about skill and more about whether or not you got lucky with the spins.
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We need more games like this...Ones with dinosaurs, top hats, and an amazing "WTF factor." Pure beauty and perfection if you ask me.