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I want to see a crossover between Upgrade Complete and Achievement Unlocked. I would never have to leave home, I would get all my sense of acomplishment and self-worth from that game.
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Wait...we never paid the guy back? OMG HURRY Dbivens41 WE NEED TO MAKE THE MONEY TO PAY HIM BACK OR HE MAY NOT GIVE US ANY IN THE THIRD GAME!!!
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Soldier: "Sir, it appears that our pacifist strategy isn't working. Some guy with a ton of guns destroyed all of our ships." General: "Oh, looks like we'll have to send in the behemoth." Soldier: "Yes! Should I arm it with lasers or nukes?" General: "Oh, no, just make him plod slowly across the ship. Also, design its hull so it releases a bunch of coins whenever hit."
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This game can only be described as "win". I bought 86 lasers, upgraded them all to lvl 5, and then had 5 of each of the movement thingies at lvl 5. If I clikc the screen once, every enemy dies instantly. The boss took 4 seconds to kill, and the game ran at like half speed even on low quality. Any game that lets you have so many lasers deserves a 5/5. My ship was a laser cube death god that shoots rainbows. I approve.
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I am suing Armor Games since I purchased the Heart Rate Upgrade in this game and dropped my sweet potato. That potato was good.
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I will give this game 1 star, then increase my score by a star at irregular intervals until it is at 5 stars. It seems in the game's spirit.
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Mechanic: Sir, how would you like us to attach these lasers to the plane?
Head Mechanic: Just kind of lay them next to the plane. I'm sure the plane'll take them with it when it takes off.
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OMG it's the boss!! And he's shooting money at me!!! What do i do? WHAT DO I DO?! Wait a second.... he's shooting.... MONEY?! Should i really kill him? I mean.... He's shooting money at me.... He isn't probably that bad of a guy....
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wow im amazed upgrade 1 AND 2 are both on the top 2 on shooter games on kongregate. Well done the person who made this.
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Seriously needs a degrade button. I'm not going to check what all the stages for the credits are in the middle of the game, but if I got a chance at the end, I would probably check it! Same goes for avatar and ship graphics.
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Interviewer: Sir! You've reached the highest possible peak for any ship in the fleet- What do you have to say for yourself?
Soldier: Have you seen it. That is not a ship. That is a floating armada. *gestures at floating space between lasers* Feel free to ride one. No. Seriously.
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IN ORDER TO BEAT THE GAME: get all the upgrades, and if you don't have the upgrade complete medal yet, refresh your browser. This should give you the Upgrade complete medal and then you fight the boss. THERE IS NO END TO THE WAVES UNLESS YOU GET UPGRADE COMPLETE MEDAL
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*Turns indie mode on* *Imagines that the enemies are really just trying to escape their dying home planet and I'm really just slaughtering them in cold blood* Me: Begins to cry.